Scott Melton

I like sports and fun. Actually, not fun so much. But sports.

[Scott Melton @ScottMelton]

@JerryMoran

[Rod @rodimusprime]

He ain’t say which dad he was

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

lmfao, y’all had ONE job with this release date 😭

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

You'd think Slim, of all people, would know the importance of responding to the people who write him letters.

[Scott Melton @ScottMelton]

Counting Murder
Green Week
Tanks N Roses
Wonderland in Chains

[Tokyo @otokyo__]

Make a band bigger. I’ll go first:

Maroon 8.

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

unbelievably pathetic aura from this guy - reminds me of the fat guy from superbad

[Scott Melton @ScottMelton]

@SouthwestAir can you provide a letter stating the reason for the delay to flight WN 754 on 8/02? I need it to file a claim for trip delay coverage on my credit card

[john @johnsemley3000]

looks like he just got RINSED at the dog track. love it.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

This young man is executing one of my favorite passive income strategies

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to either:
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now

[Scott Melton @ScottMelton]

@djw172 @gelliottmorris Prior to ‘26, the *rate* of trumps immigration decline matches other issues. Thermostatic backlash caused EVERYTHING to decline last yr

“It’s the murders” drove *acceleration* of his immigration decline 3 weeks ago. But it’s still his least-bad issue!

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

try reducing the price

[Bobby Goodlatte @rsg]

This only happens when the BMW’s computer encounters an unexpected input: the turn signal

They never bothered to test that since no BMW driver has ever used it

[matt dykstra @mattdykstraMIZ]

I’ve never loved a train station as much as I love @UnionStationKC right now.

I think a downtown ballpark would be awesome @Royals! let’s make it happen!

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

I’m sick of these Hollywood guys and their mergers. will they or won’t they? wrap it up, enough drama

[Scott Melton @ScottMelton]

@SeanTrende Or…Dems get NC/ME/OH and Murkowski flips parties

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

I need a better agent. These seats look terrible from this pic. I WAS IN KANGAROO JACK

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI’s sports gambling code.

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