Scott Problems

Disclaimer: sometimes these are not exactly probs. Scott has been angry about that.

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[re conditioner] but i’m so silky already

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[healthcare directive] i would like a normal amount of saving attempts of course but i do not want to be a Republican cause

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[on Dick Wolf’s Chicago]: i just like the show, it’s not my kind of town

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i’m not made for the world of finance

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my mother used to have a sensitive throat

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“years kept correcting to tears” #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Take care with the fridge, there’s a root beer chilling

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@jive_t “He’s too old to understand us kids”

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I should have known that when Doctor Who and fountain pens became popular I would also be living through a Spanish Civil War

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I don’t want some microwavable Dinty Moore I just want my can

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[re Animal Crossing] it was 11pm I realized that one of the animals told me they had been getting sick and I forgot to give them medicine- I knew I couldn’t sleep until I had

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After a late night trim: I had trouble falling asleep last night because my mustache was tickling my nose

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The bow tie made me cave in

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also, i believe my bottom is chapped

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maybe we’re about to be SEQUESTERED glad I got my washi tape early

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That little TV cost $100, not so much that I don’t mind paying to bring you joy but enough I don’t want it blowing up in a puddle of water in the kitchen

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no toilet drama I WILL NOT ALLOW TOILET DRAMA

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WHAT IS SO ABNORMAL ABOUT WALKING IN A SERPENTINE

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#scottsass

[Ariela @akrevat]

@dhh .@scottprobbs A+ response to this one that I received yesterday: “send back ‘I have a joke, how do you keep a shitty recruiter in suspense?’” 😏

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A bump? I think maybe I got it from that spider over there.