Scott Shocker Shafer

Writer, musician, sexy bitch.

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@united #unitedAIRLINES https://t.co/xkZVPddtPB

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@SpikeLee @Kaepernick7 Maybe you should write him a script and make him an actor. Because his NFL days are over.

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@TMZ Not a fan of Chris Brown, but don't bring family into beef. Hope Chris Brown knocks out Soulja Boy's teeth for this.

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@JuddApatow and Obama started a stand off with a super power because actual emails were released. But that's okay, right?

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@PPact @JuddApatow History lesson: Planned Parenthood was founded by Sanger to eliminate minorities. And they are doing a fine job.#read

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@SymoneDSanders clearly you hate white people. By working with the DNC you also hate black people too. Confused much? #firesymonesanders

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@DNAinfoCHI @Pinky_Balboa Because everyone knows that black life has thrived in Chicago under Obama & the dems. #morons #readahistorybook

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@ciccmaher start with yourself.

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@ABFalecbaldwin @AlecBaldwin @realDonaldTrump You're a real winner, Awec Balwin https://t.co/pIDaPPBLop

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@THR Meanwhile, millions of Americans are shocked that Sally Field is still alive. #whoknew

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@SethMacFarlane as someone who included a rape joke about Elizabeth Smart in your show, what don't you like about Trump? Enlighten us.

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@JustinTrudeau https://t.co/0UiFWMlZZT

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@KellyannePolls I waited hours to vote for #mittromney. When he attacked @realDonaldTrump I wanted those hours back. Don't reward the man.

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@SeymourKreevich boring, and recycled. Yawn. Get new material.

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@SeymourKreevich Maybe your mom wrote it. https://t.co/S4Wft31BcB

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@jennajameson Made up in concept? Holy shit some people are dumb as fuck. #isupportisrael

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@AntonioBrown as a diehard @Colts fan I really wish we would have double covered you. You're a helluva WR and kicked our tails. Kudos sir.

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