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Semi-pro napper, optimistic cynic, kitten wrangler, sarcasm expert, official mother of “The Attitude,” ”loser teacher,” she/her, I’m your huckleberry. 🏳️‍🌈

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

able-bodied persons had better wake up to the (inevitable) fact that if they/we live long enough, we will be disabled; & if we live longer, we will be severely disabled. this MAGA/GOP war against "disabled" persons is actually terrifying.
you may think that you are 100% healthy but, face it, you are one bloodwork or CAT-scan away from un-healthy. one hour in your life can alter it forever.

have some sympathy for the disabled & what this administration is threatening before it is too late.

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

I don’t give a shit about the ugly buildings, I just want the old side of rice with red sauce, onions, and cheese.

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

Nostalgia is a tool of fascism, a warm, idealized version of a past that never truly existed. Do not catch yourself longing for The Corporate Wire Mother. There was no Golden Age; only advertisements for products that you were too young to defend yourself against.

[Chicago Sky @chicagosky]

1K FOR KMILLY ⭐️

@RevBrewChicago | #skytown

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

They wanna be songbirds so bad

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

@PokeMarr @briggityboppity One of the few things I miss about Florida.

[HumeHealth @myhumehealth]

Tired of guessing what’s going on with your body?

Hume Health Pod tells you straight up - what’s fat, what’s muscle, and what’s water.

Finally, a scale that makes sense.

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

@lovecupcakes089 @airbagg3d lol I’ve had that problem and I sure as hell wasn’t going anywhere when I felt like that

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

But what if the Duffer Brothers were associated with a show where a slug didn’t climb out of Will’s mouth in the last episode?

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

I would never hike Mount Everest because I have IBS so with my luck I’d have to pop a squat at high altitude and not have enough oxygen to stand back up and end up with an Everest corpse Wikipedia page where they call me The Shitting Girl

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

@wvgazettemail @WVFoodGuy Gyro King in Huntington for Greek/Lebanese food

[Aaron @AaronCornielle]

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28.

Great analysis.

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

This is the only reason I changed my name. I got divorced after 10 years, but I still have the cool name and so do the kids, lol

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

It’s simple. children should be given the last name of whichever parent has the cooler one

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

I posted twice on FB about what I did today (raising money/awareness for HWC animal shelter). One I tagged myself at a Pride event and the other without a tag. I’m getting way more interactions on the non-tagged post, and believe me it is not my audience.

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

I’m up too late. It’s Macaroni Man hours.

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

@Lisa_Asillie My mom asked me what DEI is a few weeks ago. Never a good sign.

[Showtime at the El Sleazo @scottstoothpick]

@Lisa_Asillie Oh hell, what happened?

[Amelia Knisely @ameliaknisely]

IMO, people seeing $5 million+ put into same party races by groups connected to the governor/elected officials yet multiple counties have brown water contributes to low voter turnout. It shows there is money available to fix problems yet it goes to mailers and YouTube ads.