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[scottE @scottsvedlund]

@DonnieSEvans @TheCinesthetic probably because the dialogue would have it that way anyway, it’s diffused by them knowing he has the info to give to the police

[Treyarch @Treyarch]

On this day 16 years ago, we laid the foundation for the Black Ops series and brought Call of Duty Zombies to the world.

Happy birthday, #WorldAtWar.

[scottE @scottsvedlund]

@EucalyptusnT @Novaya_Tofana Waste of air

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

A nutritionally complete chocolate milkshake-like substance should be piped into every home at the municipal level. You could still cook or go out for fun, but if you were feeling lazy, or you were impoverished, you could simply consume The City Meal directly from the tap.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

What do you picture when you hear "negotiation"?

A snappy 50th floor boardroom of suits trying to out-alpha each other?

Most think it's strategy. A set of tactics.

But it's way deeper than that.

I love ex-FBI hostage negotiator Chris Voss's explanation:

[kelsey gamble @kindofsquishy]

For my birthday I asked everybody to come prepared with a PowerPoint presentation about any topic they wanted and BY GOD THEY FUCKING DELIVERED. These are just some highlights 🧵

(Pic of mine for tax)

[mathias @MathiasMejia_]

good morning, please enjoy this video

[● Will Wiesenfeld ● @BATHSmusic]

phone volume at 1/3rd and it’s still the loudest shit in the universe. no one on earth touching brazil funk rn

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

Ryan Gosling driving with Nightcall for 4 hours

[scottE @scottsvedlund]

@cyclegaz You missed ‘suggest’ anyway so just stop talking. He didn’t even say that you said not to do it.

[TASH @TASH__P]

This is real trap music

[chefkids @girlflopping]

them screwing together under the table was written exactly like a sex scene but a lot you aren't ready to hear that 🤐🧵

[TASH @TASH__P]

How I’m pulling up this summer

[Rushin @RushinOnYT]

Spend the 750 points dumbass

[♕ Morne Lalvo @20Kylies]

Unfortunately that’s lowkey a bar but at what cost

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

"Anger Transference" by Richard Sargent. 1954

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

one of the great male experiences is being sent by a woman to do something or pick something up and getting it 15% wrong