Scott 🇺🇸🗽

Engineer; pizza and iced coffee enthusiast

[JFar 🧞‍♂️ @JFar2Nice]

Wrong immediately dickhead

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

@vi_drone @uncledoomer I carry around the version that also has a screwdriver attachment, elite EDC item

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

The NFL hates its fan base lmao

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bad Bunny will be the halftime performer for Super Bowl LX on Sunday, Feb. 8, 2026, at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California.

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

If anything, watching an 80 year old ask a question about furries on Discord will be entertaining

[Rep. James Comer @RepJamesComer]

🚨BREAKING🚨

I'm calling on the CEOs of Discord, Steam, Twitch, & Reddit to testify at an Oversight Committee hearing on October 8.

The hearing will examine the radicalization of online forum users, including instances of open incitement to commit politically motivated acts.

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

@tonypayments Tony, as a long time Jets fan, we never take advantage of a key injury on the opposing team. I knew we were going to lose when the Bills announced that Ed Oliver was out lol

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

If you tell your kids I’ve got great news, and their first thought is that Trump died, you have failed as a parent

[🔥⭐️Edwin⭐️🔥 @Nuked4Every1]

Is This How Liberlas Raise Their Children ?

Very disturbing to see children being so delighted while asking if someone died.

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

@JCaporoso She’s your little twin!

[Siqi Chen @blader]

today, a mother had to go home and tell her 4 year girl that she is never going to see her daddy again because he chose to exercise his 1st amendment rights in public.

freedom is not free.

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

RIP Charlie Kirk. Unbelievable what happened, praying for his wife and two kids 😞

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

.@amazon it’s the year 2025, when are we going to get dark mode on your website or on the app?

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

Bill Belichick is a Tom Brady merchant

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

If you don’t like these, you don’t know ball

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

Clearly some children were left behind

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Our office is divided over this PEMDAS equation:

60÷5(7-4)

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

Why do we have to pretend that Clark and Angel Reese are even in the same stratosphere as players? Lmao

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Angel Reese is IN HER BAG

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

Knicks!!!

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

Jalen. Brunson. 🥶🥶

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

If you posted a video on your Instagram story, I promise you I didn’t watch it

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

Looking like the kid who was out sick on picture day

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We wish everyone celebrating today a peaceful and joyful Easter.

[Scott 🇺🇸🗽 @scotty_c3]

These scientists that brought back the dire wolf have clearly never watched Jurassic Park

[westerosies @westerosies]

Dire Wolf siblings, Romulus and Remus, howling. The first time for the species in over 10,000 years 🐺