Scott Tuttle

100% of the putts that come up short, don’t go in.

[Coloradosearcher @Coloradosearch1]

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[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

🚨UPDATE🚨

The CDC restored self-defense statistics to its website after years of Biden-era censorship.

There are up to 2.5 million defensive gun uses per year. This helps explain why Americans value our 2nd Amendment rights.

Thank you, President Trump, & @SecKennedy! 🇺🇸

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A man works as a train driver in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep at the controls and accidentally runs over someone walking on the tracks. He’s arrested, goes to trial, and is sentenced to death.

On death row, the executioner asks him, “What would you like for your last meal?”

“I’d like a banana,” the man says.

The executioner finds it strange but shrugs and brings him a banana. The man eats it, is strapped into the electric chair, and the switch is flipped.

Nothing happens.

In Bulgaria, a failed execution is considered an act of divine intervention, and the man is released.

A few months later, the man is driving trains again for a different company. Unfortunately, old habits die hard. He falls asleep at the controls once more, this time killing two people. He’s arrested, tried, and sentenced to death again.

Back on death row, the same executioner approaches him.

“You again? What do you want for your last meal this time?”

“Two bananas, please.”

Shaking his head, the executioner gives him the bananas. The man eats them, is strapped into the chair, and the switch is flipped.

Nothing happens.

Once again, the man walks free.

Months pass. One day, the executioner is stunned to see the same man back on death row for a third time, this time for running over three people with a train.

The executioner approaches him cautiously. “Let me guess. Three bananas?”

“Actually, yes! How did you know?”

“That’s it,” says the executioner. “This has gone on long enough. No bananas this time.”

The man is strapped into the electric chair with no last meal. The switch is flipped.

Nothing happens.

“I don’t understand!” the executioner shouts. “You didn’t eat any bananas!”

The man sighs and says,
“It’s not the bananas. I’m just a bad conductor.”

[Scott Tuttle @scotty_tutt]

The owner of this platform continually preaches his support of free speech, but charges a monthly fee for longer posts… the irony writes itself!

@elonmusk

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

Setting the example is the best way to influence others 💕🙏

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch thousands of people gather around as A replica of the General Lee jumped over a fountain

📌#Somerset | #Kentucky

Watch as thousands packed the streets of Somerset, Kentucky, for a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle an epic tribute to television history as a replica of the legendary ‘General Lee’ from The Dukes of Hazzard launched through the air over Fountain Square. The roaring crowd watched in awe as the bright-orange 1969 Dodge Charger, a symbol of rebellion and adrenaline, soared across the sky just like it did in the 1980s hit series, where Bo and Luke Duke constantly outmaneuvered the law in their high-flying chases. The stunt, pulled off with precision and heart-pounding suspense, wasn’t just a nod to nostalgia—it was a dream brought to life. Somernites Cruise Executive Director Keith Floyd revealed that jumping the General Lee over the iconic fountain had been a running joke among the team for years. But as the show hit its 25th anniversary, they decided it was time to turn that joke into Months of planning to make history.

[Bösartiger Fella @20gimsack]

How can you not love Eminem

[Scott Tuttle @scotty_tutt]

@musk_news13 Yes

[Scott Tuttle @scotty_tutt]

@musk_news13 Hi

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

Last night Team Canada learned FAFO:

1–They booed our anthem
2–So we get into 3 fights in the first 9sec
3–We then net 3 unanswered goals
4–We blast Free Bird after each goal
5–And we blow them out in their OWN STADIUM
6–AMERICA IS BACK

Congratulations @usahockey on a huge win!

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be said backwards and still make sense.

[Covers @Covers]

League’s broken if this isn’t a fumble.

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

#Vikings OLB Andrew Van Ginkel lays the BOOM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I can’t help it I just can’t 🤣🤣

[Scott Tuttle @scotty_tutt]

The new bartender 😂
https://t.co/xCFxnfbeMl

[Football @BostonConnr]

Absolutley crushed this

10/10