Scotty Bones

Wanna get Offended/pissed or laugh? I've written stories about my life (blogs) to make you do so, website below 😆💻
Pronouns: Someone/somebody

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@IGN FALSE. THE GAME IS $80 WITHOUT SOME SHOPS, $100 WITH SHOPS. Game hasn't even launched yet and that is clearly a micro transaction.

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@seanaintsmart Would be a shame if in the year 2036 playstation deleted your game, or your account got hacked only to never be able to access all your digital games ever again. Buddy, I have Xbox 360'games that are almost 20 years old and don't have a single scratch. Cuz they are in the case.

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@jzaddii @UniverseIce I guess they wanted to know what it was like to toss apple's salad, so much so they wanted their entire identity

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@JohnHar95851657 @ariaJo0 and gay

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@FOS Uhhh where is this going to be? The current one in Waterford lakes looks boring as all fuck

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@RockstarGames @netflix GO FUCK A GOAT. SUCK A MILLION COCKS PER SECOND. FUCK YOU, NOT BUYING THIS GAME FOR PUTTING A FUCKING TRAILER AND GAMEPLAY BEHIND A NETFLEX PAYWALL. IM NOT BUYING THIS GAME. ILL WAIT. AND IF U DONT RELEASE IT ON DISC OH FUCKING WELL. EAT MORE DICKS SIDEWAYS U GREEDY CUNTS

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@R3TRO1993 @xMBGx buy an xbox, sped $800, then spend $100 on the game plus tax spend $1000 just to fuck sony over ;-) hahaha but SERIOUSLY if u own a xbox, buy it there. FUCK SONY.

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@xMBGx PS5 - NO DISC NO BUY
Xbox - will buy just to fuck over sony.

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@RinoTheBouncer If helix has physical media, Xbox is about to find out what it's like to be in the 360 era again.

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@_GTAVI_ Only game in modern history that comes out 3.5 months and have seen ZERO GAMEPLAY

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@sama Tell us you love to fuck kids, and jerk off to them without telling us. U want more info about children in your psychotic AI platform u sick fuck.

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@dreadfulsean @UnpluggedRetro The year is 2030, GTA 6 JUST released on PC. no one owns a PS6, BUT u can stream PS6 games on your PS5 for only $70/month. Cloud computing is now mainstream, and nvidia sells an remote box for $99/month in order to use a computer and use their 9090 RTX GPUs streaming to you.

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@madmari @HellsHarlot402 @GrapheneOS @spergchud @TheOutlanderArt @interesting_aIl Sick burn. Actually no one liked Biden. But he wasn't a fucking pedophile rapist. Just an old fuck.

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@HellsHarlot402 @GrapheneOS @spergchud @TheOutlanderArt @interesting_aIl *pedophile rapist

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@honeymoon250 Is Amerikkka ready for a black bond? I sure as fuck have been ready for decades

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@xMBGx Here's a better idea. Don't buy GTA6 on PS5.

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@PlayStation

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@bobus2 @PlayStation Always wanted to know how Dunkin Donuts was made

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@arquivocurioso ask them to cut the pizza in front of you?

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@keithedwards I've got news for you, that means he's gay