Scott Conover

a normal guy trying to live a life of following my Lord and Savior Christ Jesus in all that I think, say, and do.

[Wizarding World Direct @WW_Direct]

FIRST LOOK at John Lithgow as Albus Dumbledore in the HARRY POTTER TV series

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

People keep asking if 100 men can beat 1 gorilla, but 1 gorilla couldn't even beat a 3 year old #gorilla #harambe

[Bart Barber @bartbarber]

It’s difficult not to conclude that the choice between the Democratic platform and the national GOP platform is like choosing a ride in the engine or in the caboose on the crazy train to moral decadence. Same destination, different times of arrival.

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

Today was a little brighter than yesterday.

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[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

1,776 retweets and we’ll drop the tea at first pitch tomorrow. 🇺🇸🇬🇧

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I learned today that I apparently like yellow in my hallways, as I painted the 2nd hallway yellow in a house I have owned

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

Tonight, while playing the Oregon trail card game, we were crossing a river and I said, "you really have to be careful here. These cards will really sink you." It was one of the best puns I've had in a long time.

[Bart Barber @bartbarber]

Very happy with the Phillies right now.

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

Some days I feel as young as ever, and others my shoulder is sore from sending runners home in kickball.

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Paras burrow under the ground to gnaw on tree roots.

But do you think they ever dig up Golden Razz Berries? 🤔

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[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

@nolanglican Why did you not go with your friend against his abuser? Would that not have helped him as well?

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

I don't know why so many people are suddenly interested in going camping. It's way too hot to really even enjoy it.

[Philip Nation @philipnation]

You never know what's going to happen when someone wants to meet." Friends, this is the kind of weight under which pastors live. Being ambushed is a sad and common reality. So, for the love of all that is good and holy, please take time this week to encourage your pastor.

[Philip Nation @philipnation]

Recently, I scheduled a coffee meeting with our pastor. That morning, I sent a quick text that said, "No agenda. Just want to catch up and encourage you."
When we met, he told me thanks for the text and said, "You know how it is.
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[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

I don't know about anyone else, but I started seeing smoke from @PujolsFive lugging out the run on Tommy Edmonson triple @Cardinals

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

I can't believe it's taken this long, but it's finally happened. I hit a squirrel. Car:1 squirrel:0

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

@jrowlan_ I had a youth tell me this morning that he had never seen the jungle book. I now know some of the rage you have felt towards me.

[Scott Conover @scottyconover]

This morning in Sunday school, I pulled out my Bible while the students all pulled out their phones to look up the passage. One of them said, "Does this make you feel old? Us using our phones?"

I said, "Millennials invented being on their phones. Be quiet." 🤣

#millenials