Dazza Schmazza

Mental Health Nurse, CBTp practitioner. loving parkrun, GoodGym and wearing Lycra 😁

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@hornesection looking forward to the show in B.A.T.H!

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

Surprise birthday present from @MelanieWooo as she ran a German Unity day @parkrunUK and I tested out my new @Brooksrunninguk Ghost 16 parkrun Edition with a walk round Bristol Harbour 😍
#loveparkrun #happybirthdaytome

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip It’s the hope that kills you*
*gives you cramp

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip Does someone always gift you a leg cramp for your birthday? I’d tell them you want something different next year!

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip Belated birthday wishes. Hope it’s continuing today(the birthday, not the DOMS!) 🎂

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip I’d forgotten you’d mentioned it (honestly). Does it still start in the pebbles?

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip I think it’s Seaton parkrun as we’ve done it twice? 😁

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip Is there a parkrun there?

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@IvoGraham Sorry…

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

Pressure is for tyres! #shearer #ENGSUI

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@elliegibson Only read the first one up to now, but this is very funny. https://t.co/OckBqEI4sz

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@Bickerrecord I knew I could count on your vote.

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@Bickerrecord I’m getting a haircut for the first time since 2020, I imagine Jon Snow will be there with a fringeometer and Haverfordwest will no doubt get their opinion in first.

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip Well done on the getting up 👍. Mel asked if we should face time you at 7:30…I said no 😂

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip Did you get up and go then?

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip I just like pushing myself and no matter how good or bad I run (or walk) it’s improving my fitness and my parkrun numbers increase by 1 😁. I am doing one tomorrow #loveparkrun #borderlineobsessive
Now get to sleep, early start tomorrow!

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip We’ll have been driving for about half an hour by then 😁

[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip What time shall I call you? 😁

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

A thread of my 'soap stars punching people to popular music' comps. If you enjoy them please retweet or share if you wish🙏

I'm working on a few more ideas and I'm always open to suggestions.

Enjoy, have a lush weekend 💛

KEVIN WEBSTER x BEASTIE BOYS
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[Dazza Schmazza @scouseelvis]

@provableturnip You don’t feel like a cute hedgehog then?