𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

Me after my mans finish tellin me how cute I am

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

How the hell are tarantulas even real

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

I get SO much gender envy when clothes fit guys like this

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

A full back tattoo sounds absolutely delicious rn

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

If smoking bad for you then why so sexy?

[mat ★ @blackoutmat]

quando me pedem um conselho mas eu sou o amigo que apoia divórcio, aborto, cortar laços com a família, homossexualidade, outras religiões, se demitir etc

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Flipping a tarot card] Ahh, the Return of the Mack

[soli @solisolsoli]

The devil in the kettle · Arete Nani

[postydiary @postydiary]

everything's poetic if you're insane enough

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

I’d like to be given over to shameful lusts

[cussy emily @emiipolli]

Que bom q inventaram q os 30 são os novos 20

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

@re59279135 Immediately Google searched gun after that and I’m not kidding

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

thinking abt Mother’s Day when a regular gave me a gift and I said “I don’t have kids but thank u!”Bro stared me dead in the eyes and said “not yet.” Sir that is a threat

[maxime garcia diaz @maximegarc]

I am not a public universal friend like most people I am a private particular friend

[metaleiro da depressão 𖤐 @metaleiiro666]

estava comendo tangerina e acidentalmente criei uma logo de banda de death metal

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

Fool me a good night

[s @clbpngniskill]

fuck a situationship who wants to be enemies with benefits

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

the guilt of a daughter who loves her family deeply but breathes easier when she’s far away.

[𝔪𝔢𝔤 👹 @scramblemeg]

It’s 60 degrees outside tonight everybody go for a walk right fucking now

[aakansha @garlicnaando]

if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here