dan

#whatdatmean UTV

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Shitecrosoft

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Your mam’s dildo is out for delivery

[dan @scrantanamo]

m365 outage has hit Greggs

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

Microsoft outage blamed on hacker

[Sudhanshu Kumar @SudhanshuKsv7v]

Hi Gmail team my problem new Gmail account not create please problem solve
@gmail

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Remember it’s only a true Outage if it’s from the Outage region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling downtime.

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

whenever I buy something with PayPal and it says "return to merchant" I briefly imagine it taking me to a page showing nothing but British comedian Stephen Merchant's smiling face. mockup of "Merchant" below

[Ｓｉｒ５０００ 🔜 ❓❓❓ @Sir5000]

Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck

Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck

Jensen Huang:

[dan @scrantanamo]

is @ScranningTown out tonight that is the question

[dan @scrantanamo]

NHS waking me up with a “GOOD MORNING YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU FANCY A BIT OF OZEMPIC”

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

🚨 WATCH: Listen carefully to the exact words James Acaster used to Confess as a Traitor

There’s No Way Kenny and Maya can win now #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK

[Jack :3 @mccharmlys]

for non french house fans this is like if justice and gesaffelstein collabed on a track for gta6

[Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook]

bro hit the mr crocker

[dan @scrantanamo]

best thing this app has ever done is auto translate the french are absolute fucking nutters

[ᥫ᭡ @shd_ise]

jsuis morte le rp caissier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dan @scrantanamo]

sounds like a yes to me #gamers

[dan @scrantanamo]

do u think planes get nervous when all of the other planes line up and watch them take off

[dan @scrantanamo]

if there was ever a time to quit nicotine now is not it

[dan @scrantanamo]

who the fuck nicks an iPhone in the year of our lord 2026 gotta be one of the dumbest crimes oat

[dan @scrantanamo]

birmingham construction works 🤝 Sisyphus

[Birmingham Airport @bhx_official]

Birmingham Airport (BHX) has unveiled its draft Master Plan ✈️

Over the next 15 years, the proposed £2bn investment could see BHX grow to serve c30 million passengers annually, generating £7.2bn GVA for the regional economy and supporting more than 50,000 jobs.

The draft Master Plan is now open for public consultation, giving local communities, businesses and stakeholders the opportunity to help shape the future of Birmingham Airport.

Read more here 👉 https://t.co/B9lUw1Hj54
See the video here 👉 https://t.co/lt2ICoubqe