I can fix him. I just don't want to.

Saltier than a mermaid.

[I can fix him. I just don't want to. @scrapsofsnow]

@inkbugfic Not to mention his vaguely melted gold face matching his namesakes death hundreds of years down the line.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I think about this Liza Minnelli/Goldie Hawn number at least three times a week. it is my Cocomelon

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

So happy to see our weird lil rap making the rounds again. This earworm has been in my brain since we recorded it.

[lanabel⁷ @lanabelari]

sevdiği kadına sevgisini belli eden ve ona bakmaktan röportajını tamamlayamayan ve konuşulan konuyu bırakıp karısını övmeye başlayan tom her kadının hakkı olan o green flag husband

[júlia Ψ @heroipercy]

GAG COM O MARKETING DE PJO TRABALHANDO EM CIMA DO HYPE DE A ODISSEIA MEU DEUS

[Best of Thor and Loki @brodinsonstales]

their chemistry is so goated they turn into thor and loki even in random interviews

"none of that's true. lies. all lies."

"ignore him."

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

guess we know who donated 500 subs yesterday when he said he'd bring back tank top streams

[marie @spideysmjs]

actually i need him on Abbott Elementary like yesterday

[crest. @sonofcrest]

Zendaya says there's one attractive quality about her husband that makes her jealous and impressed

Zendaya: "Something I am always impressed with Tom about, which I feel like I want to inherit more of, is he's very...

Tom Holland: "Awesome? legendary? talented?"

Zendaya: Yeah, so many great words...but you really stand on your big stickler for respect and kindness."

"Not to say that I'm not doing that, but you just make sure that is in the front."

"And then if that line is crossed, I think sometimes he's better at drawing boundaries and making things clear. And I'm a little bit more like, okay, guys, it's all right, everything's all right."

"You're good at being like, no, no, this is, we're not doing this. You're good at setting the boundaries when they need to be set. Really clearly, really strong."

"So I like that you have, you know what you feel is right for yourself, and you do it, and for others you're very protective in that way.

[zay dante @zaydante]

I’d be so mad if I was him😭😭

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Poseidon look at meeee

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[Zero | Bisexual supremacy @YEONGOREZ]

Never beating the critical role is a polycule accusations like this 😭

[I can fix him. I just don't want to. @scrapsofsnow]

YES. CHAD RADWELL IS THE BEST

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Mind you this was my introduction to Glen Powell

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Still can't believe the greatest living filmmaker today is a massive fan of THE FAST & THE FURIOUS franchise lol

[vintae @Vintaeonchain]

Tom Holland reveals the wildest thing he did to keep Spider-Man: Brand New Day a secret.

Interviewer: “What is the wildest thing you’ve had to do to keep this movie under wraps?”

Tom Holland: “Especially when we’re chatting about character and arc and stuff like that…

I delete a lot of text messages.”

Interviewer: “Did you turn Find My Friends off?”

Tom Holland: “No.

I think Find My Friends is such an important thing.

I have all of my friends back home on Find My Friends.”

“What’s so funny is…

in the UK we don’t have AC anywhere.

We’re going through this heatwave right now…

so I keep getting notifications of different friends letting themselves into my house…

just to enjoy the AC.”

[kendall @filmbitten]

the concept of elliot page getting a better written role in a nolan movie because he transitioned to the gender nolan writes better roles for is actually killing me

[👾KidKinobi👾 @Kid_Kinobi]

Doing bugs bunny shenanigans with your superpowers while maintaining your secret identity needs to happen ALOT MORE

[I can fix him. I just don't want to. @scrapsofsnow]

I'll try (what)

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

Adam Driver has reportedly turned down the role of Magneto in the MCU. It’s understandable, it’ll be nearly impossible to top Fassbender.

[violet @rosynonie]

the academy dropping the best nolan filmography edit i've ever seen

[contains taurine @_domf]

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