~ alli ~

My name is Alli and I'm an ally.

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

Ready... set... THIS WEEKEND! Jan 23-24! I'll be hosting Hannah Joy and @BethStelling at @QuezadasComedy at Santa Ana Casino.

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

Such a thrill to bump into @TomSchnauz on a flight from ABQ to Burbank!

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

@HoodedMan @RalphScenic @McAfee_Help @CenturyLink @CenturyLinkHelp to the rescue! Finally, Adrianna got me what I needed. As of today, CenturyLink customers can get McAfee antivirus as part of their internet plan. Apparently, you just have to be persistent.

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

@RalphScenic @McAfee_Help @CenturyLink Sadly, each time I was talking to a real person. Any tips on how to get help to get McAfee installed and authenticated via my CenturyLink account?

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

@RalphScenic @McAfee_Help Trying to figure out if McAfee is still affiliated with CenturyLink. Contacted @CenturyLink several times: 30 min on chat, 18 min on a call then hung up on, 45 min on follow up call only to find out "we don't partner with McAfee anymore"!?!? You might want to tell your website...

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

@SmartLess Swedish Fish!

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Because Jinx Monsoon is a national treasure! https://t.co/qCCU3sAR0x

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

@buitengebieden It's a swiffer! 🧹

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

There are literally so many school shootings I can't keep track of them all. #GunReformNow #EndGunViolence

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

🌼 💛 https://t.co/mQrBMGAd0F

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

#sunset #nofilter #nmtrue https://t.co/CNJlaVdZI2

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

So excited for this show on Sunday 2/19! Come laugh with us! https://t.co/4WQ8812kTI

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

Snuggle pups https://t.co/yUTUJ1jTVc

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

Last show of the year at Hollow Spirits on Sunday, Dec 18th at noon. I'll tell some jokes, you watch drag performances and eat a tasty brunch. Guaranteed fun and laughs! https://t.co/abmSuAAOrM

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/rEMl9nt7Kn

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That Fall feeling 🍁🌻🧡 https://t.co/7052JsbZCf

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

The most brilliant rainbow I've ever seen 🌈 @ Albuquerque, New Mexico https://t.co/PlDrQui9Dn

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

You guys! I'm performing tonight at Dry Heat Comedy Club! And not just once, not twice, but take your pick of THREE shows during the downtown Art Walk – 6:30, 8:00, and 9:30. @ Dry Heat Comedy Club https://t.co/5E2KtjbzRs

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

@jonfavs @PodSaveAmerica @sarahclazarus @CortezMasto @danpfeiffer (TM) means you have started the process for a trademark. (R) is the more official symbol that means the trademark is officially registered with the trademark and/or patent office.

P.S. Am I really listening to the ads?

[~ alli ~ @scraptacular]

Long live laughter during the opening weekend at @dryheatcomedy! Come out and support the best ABQ comics all this weekend! https://t.co/USQdLw5W57