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From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
@screaminmonkey
Stay at home dad ... Former Goose Island Barrel Boy. WBA Master Brewer '16.
Glen Ellyn, IL
Joined November 2009
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I don't always listen to @runjewels, but when I do it is at a volume of which my mother would not approve.
E l o n m u s k i s a c i s n a z i.
Elon Musk is a cis nazi.
If he was anything other than a conservative judge this might actually matter.
ICYMI: Jane Roberts, wife of Chief Justice John Roberts was paid more than $10 million by a host of elite law firms, a whistleblower alleges. At least one of those firms argued a case before Roberts after paying his wife hundreds of thousands of dollars. https://t.co/PQ2RwpIdxb
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@pezkoreaddict
If I could only have one thing for the rest of my life? That's easy... PEZ... Cherry flavored PEZ. No question about it.
Brian - Relax. We'll be fine.
@ricecakeonfire
Chronicler of sorts.
"I see you have strong conviction. Do your acts and words that stem from that help people to be nicer to one another?"
Not a bot.
Emily | ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ |
@iamajelly_donut
“thief of hearts, pillows, and pocket change”
Insurance companies: we need to improve our image.
UnitedHealth: Hold my beer
UnitedHealth has hired a defamation law firm to counter negative social media posts about the company.
Their first target appears to a plastic surgeon who said that UnitedHealth denied one of her patient an in-patient stay after surgery.
https://t.co/5U7GQ6cjT3
Elon Musk is a nazi.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do apparently! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Me: Why does it still smell like garlic in here?
The cup of extra fermented garlic ginger juice I left on the counter:
We'll miss you Elon
How do we trick Elon into funding @TheOceanCleanup's efforts to clean up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?
@VincentDJohnson With a high in the 50s and no school, had to turn it on this morning but probably won't need it later in the week.
If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't.
Everyone in Florida who mistrusts science and thinks COVID was spread by liberals should really be ignoring what the National Weather Service is saying right now.
@serenosaur Alexis 2028: Just punch the other guy.
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/dtsNfTWDQQ
@AntwonGelato He really likes to be called Apartheid Clyde.
Look at those low rates.
Age yourself with a commercial.
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