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I'm about to ctrl-c, ctrl-v from a word doc to an RTE. Does this mean I've lived long enough to become the villain?

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@DemSoldierJr Tongue firmly in-cheek; arm the kids and teach them about Florida's stand-your-ground law.

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@MEM_PoliceDept How do you still exist when you represent a clear threat to the nation and its citizens?

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@BesDMarx Naw, that's him *fake* crying. And admitting it.

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@bllipson @SitecoreHacker @Hyatt @Hilton I know when I checked in (Marriott) they had water at the desk theyd give you if asked. The 6$ life water seems like a bad cross-promotion.

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@DanSolovay @AleFaniuolo There are a few shoe-stations in the McCormick even 😀

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Good morning #SitecoreSYM! Don't forget to stretch there's a lot of walking ahead!

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Next stop, #SYM ! #SitecoreSelfie

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@AtquiBellus @thicctatorx @kendallybrown And now it's about waiting to see what other PD scoops him up!

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@Roku January 6th hearings.

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

@jack7murray Hey there, Jack. We're so sorry to hear of the flight cancelation and we know how important it is for you to see your brother during this time. Feel free to DM us your confirmation number so we can further discuss. -Katy

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@KyleACooke Bagpipes.

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@HornitoDog @NaomiRHelm @cryborg It seems to me that the vets they hire tend to have better discipline and de-escalation skills than the folks who peaked in 11th grade playing Quarterback.

[Sleepy Sheepy! @SleepySheepy17]

Bostonians complain about the orange line catching fire as if it's not supposed to do that
Like bro it's literally the ORANGE line is SUPPOSED to catch on fire that's why it's orange dummy
Smh my head, some people

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Chanting something that means F the President of the US, at a golf tournament owned by the Saudis, at a course owned by a coup plotter, who just buried his ex-wife near one of the holes, close the site of the former Twin Towers, is how MAGA owns the libs.

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

This of course is Marco Rubio's follow up to telling David Hogg straight to his face that protecting his right to not be murdered in school was a stupid waste of time

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@officialDannyT I'm so glad for the both of you!

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@joncoopertweets And it's not for lack of competition.

[Raf Rennie @rafrennie]

UX designers whats stopping you from making shit look like this

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts, rockets and spacecraft”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.