fuck my warlock life dude my otherworldly patron is a FREAK i cant keep doing this, like i know they promised me eldritch knowledge beyond comprehension and i know i legally agreed to take the "pact of the chain" but did it really have to come with a collar 😭
every friend group has an alchemist, like buddy sorry not sorry but i am not gonna drink your tincture bro 😭"nooo not a potion its a poultice, its waaay more effective i swear" 💔💔💔