Livvy Rheeds

25% animal lover 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician 100% woman-monkey. My mom thinks I'm cool. Sometimes entertaining. Silly about booze & grand pianos.

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Happy birthday you crazy beautiful creature you!!!!! <3 @iammelkel

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Cape town festival of beer, I have mixed emotions about you. I loved you yesterday, but hating you today.

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@MrCPT I hear you, but mines dates to weddings, and almost all my mates are getting married these days. Wedding dates make me awkward.

[Helen Zille @helenzille]

I wonder whether Minister of Labour, Mildred Oliphant, who sets minimum wages, is back from abroad yet? #justasking!

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Zone Reality, best ever.

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Wine is from grapes, therefore I had fruit for breakfast.

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I just did the macarena with a 10 year old. Educating our youth I am.

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This is fucking bullshit. Standing outside 31 for ages in this kak cold wind!!!!!!!!!! Wtf people. Let mense in, you're dead as fuck.

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Its definitely wine time. Like loose my name amount of wine after this kak day.

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I hate it when I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur.

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done done. beer/ blaze/RTD/roadtrip/rock o clokc. ampd.

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#RTD2012 i hope you ready for some fucking mayhem. if you see me passed out somewhere, put a blankie on me & leave a ciggy & a beer. thanks.

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@iammelkel way too fuckn cool chick!

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Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.

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Bubbles in a jacuzzi & champagne equals one ending for an evening..

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Today can kiss my lilly white.

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@Craig_Stack @RedBullZA @redbullstudioct think I just squeaked from excitement!

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Goodbye Facebook. Hello (again) Twitter.

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When in doubt - smell it first.

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@iammelkel I'm back on the twitter train biatch!! find me some followers. kthankyoubye