CHESNYYGATE IS OFFICIALLY THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY
My human looked me dead in my soulful brown eyes and decided to split MY two sacred meals into five cruel little thimble portions because she thought I'd be jealous of the puppy's multiple dining events. I have been living on HORS D’OEUVRES while Kenji gets five-course Michelin-star puppy buffets.
I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL. I WAS BEING GASLIT WITH KIBBLE.
This face you’re looking at? This is the exact moment I solved the conspiracy. This is “I’m calling my lawyer” face. This is “60 Minutes wants an interview” face.
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I want my full bowls back, a formal apology in writing, and one (1) Costco rotisserie chicken air-dropped by helicopter at 7 PM sharp. THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE PORTIONED.
#ChesnyyGate #StarvedIn4K #FiveMealsIsACrime #RottweilerLivesMatter
@WPBF25News The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is absolutely not an am of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Please correct this. https://t.co/jqUk9uvAEc
JD Vance holds a JD from Yale Law (and so do I). Presumably, he knows that he is disregarding the law here, and being deceptive about the protections it affords.
Non-citizens physically present in the United States, regardless of their immigration status, are entitled to due process protections under the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments. It is not relevant whether Kilmar Abrego Garcia is sympathetic, or how much you believe an (apparently shaky) claim from an informant that he had gang connections. The disposition of this case, based on a judge’s review of the facts, was to grant Abrego Garcia protected legal status, preventing his deportation. Abrego Garcia‘s due process rights, under the law, required the government to go back to immigration court and make the case, if they wanted to terminate that protected status. There is no good faith legal reading in which his right to due process was respected; indeed, the government has conceded that it erred, and is essentially arguing that it doesn’t matter enough to address it. This is because they assume people will not care. But everyone in the United States should care—we all depend on these basic legal rights being predictably upheld.
@RepBrianMast I just attempted to contact your office through the email form. When I tried to submit my email, I was told that access was forbidden. Why I am I, as one of your constituents, unable to contact you?
@EliMcCann@DeeThatsMe4real Yes, Bluesky does have a reputation for coming after people who aren't perfectly progressive. Threads was nice for the few weeks before the Magas found it.