Shadow Scripts

Your daily dose of memes, sarcasm & internet nonsense.

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@AKasingye Afande banter sibukyayiii

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, I will bring to Real Madrid a superstar manager. The biggest manager you can imagine”.

“José Mourinho is not our manager. We will get the one all Real Madrid fans really want”.

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@MarcoAlcaraz_ "Player only wants Man City" we will be there 😂😅

[Marcó Alcaraz @MarcoAlcaraz_]

Manchester United will only pursue players who want to join them, as Mbeumo and Cunha did. In my opinion, that’s the right approach, bringing in players who are eager to wear the red shirt and willing to give everything for the club. #MUFC board are clear on this approach.

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@MulungiKhloe Alimba alimba 😂

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@markgoldbridge Players that had a shitty season after rejecting Manchester United...

Anderson has been booked 😂

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Ngudde mu live yomuyimbi wamwe 😂🤣🤣

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@frankbalkazerg1 Ntambi thinks he's a Genius after using Ai

[Aisha @Aisha_11ug]

A munyankore making sure its a wrong number before he/she calls

[Joe_L @IamJoe_lOmiat]

Allegedly, these two have been low-key chewing each other, and now the woman is pregnant. 🫄😂

[Hum UG 🇺🇬.🇺🇬 @humugofficial]

So you think he's dating you alone..😋😂

[Mirza1 @iantwinomujuni1]

The docs upgrade makes a real difference. It’s now much clearer how @utexocom solves the core pain points of existing stablecoin rails unpredictable fees, public execution, and fragmented settlement by anchoring everything to Bitcoin while keeping execution off-chain and private.

The way it brings together deterministic costs, RGB for stablecoin logic, and Lightning for instant finality into one unified layer finally feels straightforward to understand.

For anyone building or integrating, cleaner documentation like this lowers the friction fast. It’s the kind of quiet improvement that helps more payment operators and devs actually get started instead of getting lost in scattered technical pieces.

Solid work from the team these kinds of updates compound quickly as the infrastructure matures.

[LYDIA @lydiaavian256]

Inflatable seats at 180k . Comes with a pump
Where should I deliver it to?

[Aisha @Aisha_11ug]

Support guys

[JAEL🌸 @jaeldesyre]

Guys
Spray + mini perfume at only ugx 30k
0763494859

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@MasaabaRhodin Naye 😂

[Rodney🌞🇺🇬 @MasaabaRhodin]

My Neighbor am sorry 😂😂😂

[The Reserved Guy @iam_ambie]

Chelsea fans counting their European trophies in front of arsenal fans😅👐

[Shadow Scripts @scripted_3e]

@angella_phad 😅😅😅kika

[Her🧚🏽‍♀️🫧 @angella_phad]

If this week goes well I’m buying myself ice cream cash