Scroobius Bit

I $flo kinda strange like spina bifida footprints.

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BigVern caught my attention in his fishnets
Then he reeled me in, expecting nothing more than kissed necks and quick sex
#bitcoin

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@zmanian heh, I think you will find that one got listed on mintpal back in the days ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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But you're all gambling addicts and I'm a fucking schizophrenic
Perhaps I'll just fork the fucking blockchain and that will end it
#bitcoin

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.@cryptsy says that if I keep writing this shit
There's an eighty percent chance that we'll get away with it
#bitcoin

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Some background figure in a story that's already scripted,
Shit; I made a thousand $BTC just by fucking tweetin' it!

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Some people read my tweets and thought it meant they knew me
Truth is I don't exist; I'm just a soundtrack to your movie

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I'm known for the coin heists most services won't discuss
Some find my tactics repulsive with their ethics and such
#bitcoin

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) https://t.co/22YKYvVmrM

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When it's horses for courses my horse is distorted
I bought @BryceWeiner for four crypty points then forced him to tweet horse shit
#bitcoin

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@scroobiusbit I will lay waste by btc-e, okcoin and cryptsy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And you will see me
#bitcoin

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@scroobiusbit I will burn these candles to the ground
leaving a mark greater than any have ever left before

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@scroobiusbit Your coins will become my plaything
Embracing my ways and then just dumping

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@scroobiusbit I will breach centralized databases
All balances gone, nothing left just lenny faces

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@scroobiusbit My footsteps will be impossible not to hear
I will wreck you from afar and taste each tear

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@scroobiusbit I will destroy everything that you hold dear
By simply goxin' everything far and near

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@scroobiusbit I will change transaction history and paint it in my likeness
And I will like this

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@scroobiusbit My wrath will be relentless
My path of destruction will be momentously momentous

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I will make markets run red in your anonymity
The screams of traders will echo our affinity

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You see a secure exchange, I see free corn, and a fucking challenge!
Hashtag REKT. It appears you're running a negative balance.
#bitcoin