Seamus

Anaes/ICM ST4. StA/Glasgow grad. not so quietly brilliant.

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[Seamus @scrumley]

Junior Clinical Fellow job at my hospital

- Essential criteria: At least 6m post FY
- Salary: £35,405, a whole £200/yr less than a brand new FY1

Absolutely outrageous exploitation of doctors who are struggling to get into training and have mortgages to pay

@BMA_NI

[platinumpizza™ @Xeon4f145d96s1]

Dr Elaine is the UK’s first deaf/blind doctor. She is under multiple specialists in London. She is on 24 hour LTOT.

Her request to be pre-allocated to London was declined and was allocated Dorset.

This is a catastrophic failure by the @UKFPO, who simply isn’t hated enough.

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

Argo, but it's smuggling Big John out of the Chinese restaurant in Dubai.

[Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ @DrCamRx]

Of course that's your contention. You're a first-time biohacker. You just got finished listening to some podcast, Huberman on Rogan, probably. Now you think it’s the end of chronic disease and seed oils are the devil.

You're gonna be convinced of that til tomorrow when you get to “The Glucose Goddess Method”. Then you’ll strap on an Oura Ring, track your HRV on a Whoop app, and say we’re all just a couple sauna sessions away from living to 120. That’s gonna last until next week when you discover NAD boosters, and then you're gonna be talking about how mitochondria are the key to everything and reposting Levels marketing graphics.

“Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because ultimately the health tech stack is just ….”

The health tech stack is just quantified self on top of a fitness tracker. You got that from Peter Attia’s episode on Tim Ferriss, March 2025, right? Yeah, I heard that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or...is that your thing? You get into the replies of anyone posting a longevity ticker. You listen to some podcast and then pawn it off as your own idea just to impress some VCs and embarrass some anon who’s long on biotech?

See the sad thing about a guy like you is in a couple years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: don't do that. And two: you dropped thirty grand on peptides and supplement stacks to come to the same conclusion you could’ve got for free by reading primary sources on PubMed.

[Fernando 🌺🌌 @zetalyrae]

I wrote a short story: an aphasic space station monitors an anomalous object, while keeping the last two humans alive.

Read “Julia” at the link below:

[Eva Arriaga Durán @EvaArriagaD]

🎥 'Aftersun' (Charlotte Wells, 2022).

[Seamus @scrumley]

Every day's the winter solstice when you work nightshift

[Seamus @scrumley]

Standard NI tree decorations

[Neil Watson-Slorance @neilslorance]

You guys are paying for prescriptions?

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥

[Seamus @scrumley]

Spending the night in a remote Scottish hotel and it's started snowing heavily. Getting trapped here in a snowstorm would be the start of a Benoit Blanc-esque murder mystery

[Seamus @scrumley]

I too am not burnt out - just doctor lounge deficient

[Papa Heme @Papa_Heme]

I was never burned out at my old job. Just doctor lounge deficient.

Today’s lunch Spanish rice with grilled flank stake, balsamic glazed portabellas, and cheesecake with chocolate drizzle. Paired with Perrier sparkling water.

[Seamus @scrumley]

At what point post-pandemic does being unable to share powerpoint slides on Teams become sheer incompetence?

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

I'm ready to get hurt again

[marc @feelingsplain]

Deeply hilarious to have factionalism in a political party that

a) doesn't actually exist yet
b) contains 6 people

Generational fumble this

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

If I'm not Scottish how come I can rhyme in Scots?

Laurence Fox, a bawheid radge,
Racist blether, deidbeat dad.
Failed at actin, daein it bad,
Now he’s jist a daft wee lad

[Seamus @scrumley]

New year. New country. New job!