Jess Elfring

episcopal deacon. queer. advocate. comedian. adventure seeker. I’m more into instagram… she/they

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

Let’s make a movie! @badmerp and I are making a queer horror comedy. Help us fund it! We are 73% funded. If you give $50+ I’ll personally record myself performing a monologue written for middle schoolers for you. Link in bio. #deadendjob #queerfilm

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

@Ah_Science Thanks for the recommendation and donation! We’re so close to hitting our fundraising goal.

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@lacandigram Ahhhh!!!!

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#bachelorvote pinkturtleneck or Brianna

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@w0lmart Let’s make this happen !!!

[walmort @w0lmart]

#bachelorvote turtleneck lady

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

While on a walk tonight…
Tilly: oh no! broken!
Rebecca: That’s called a convertible. It’s not broken, it just doesn’t have a top. #ToddlerLife #parenting

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@rpryor03 Same

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👏

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@Louisa_JH No you don’t.

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

@WilderWrites @jordantrumble @dapper_boi from years ago. They currently don’t have it. It’s my fave.

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

@jordantrumble 😂

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@WilderWrites @jordantrumble

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

Thank you @jordantrumble I now have my first friendship bracelet of the season #gc80 #campfriendsarethebestfriends

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

@jordantrumble Ooh! Can I have one!?

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Anyone else get frustrated when someone asks a question at the microphone and while the chair of the committee answers it, the person who asked the question just walks away and doesn’t listen to the answer? Just me? #gc80

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

@BalkeKatie This 36 year old deacon (how long will I be a “young deacon”?) supports this motion.

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@AMcKellar17 Yup.

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

So….what are we discussing now? #gc80

[Jess Elfring @scrumstc]

We should be discussing the canons portion of #A048 right now, correct? #GC80