Dear web developers,
The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers.
#kthxbye
⎯ Notre «grande enquête sur le complotisme dans l'opinion publique française» met en évidence que «les jeunes sont, comparativement à leurs aînés, nettement plus perméables aux théories du complot».
⎯ Terrifiant...