Steve Carrell

Loyal, trustworthy, brave, clean, housebroken. Writer, editor, PR/marketing whiz, humorist, puppet guy, etc. Especially etc.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@sovereignbrah You're forgetting it's not a sermon. It's (very expensive) short advertising. It's a simple message to plant a seed about Christians expressing Jesus' love through service.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@TexasTribune No more copy editors @TexasTribune. It wil be hard to raed wit eras innit.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@michaelbsacks Being unconventional is a way of fitting into New Orleans, where it's "been there, seen that, but laissez les bons temps rouler."

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@donaldhackett @drsimonegold Anti-vaxers are growing increasingly desperate for attention as COVID wanes.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

Taken in mid-July. I'm surprised they're not also wearing Santa hats. #Hallo-istmas #Lowes #AustinTX #Halloween #Christmas

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

Halloween 💀 CVOID era.

#AustinTx #graveyard #COVID #Halloween #halloweendecorations

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@TraderJoeCEO For intriguing insights about your hobby, ask a professional counselor about potential underlying reasons for it.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@RustBeltRebel @groovycuck Not requiring masks is the only way to get the most resistant anit-vaxers exposed, which is the only way to gain herd immunity. Society can handle that much illness and it was their choice to take the risk. Of course the CDC can't say any of that. #NoMasks

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@BillCorbett If your delusions are a new side effect of #CovidVaccine, everyone will want the shots. We'll name the side effect after you, eg, "The patient had a serious case of corbettry."

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

#NationalBeerDay is also #WorldHealthDay. Draw your own conclusions.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

The new Mars rover hasn't found more COVID-19 vaccine or missing Trump votes. #fail #MarsPerseverance

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@kakutani_y Congrats! Now blur that certificate before some evil Photoshop wizard copies it for a forgery. It's happening with COVID immunization cards.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@Twitter Go ahead, sum up my sizzling mediocrity.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

Ted Cruz, in foreground, stands with Texans in need (#FakeNews so many ways). Are you really just now discovering #CruzIsADisgrace?

[Center on Global Energy Policy @ColumbiaUEnergy]

"The skyrocketing wholesale power prices that emerged in Texas during the cold spell are a feature of the market, not a bug. They should provide an incentive to plan better and invest in cold-weather protection systems," @ColumbiaUEnergy @mclott via @qz https://t.co/RYTE2OFxKJ

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

Come on, guys, Ted Cruz crossed the border seeking a better life for his children

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

Austin Water utility keeps saying to boil water we don't have. Maybe they can spend the money I won't send them. #TexasWinterStorm2021 #TexasFreeze

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

@JoeHollywood The wacky carpet is a service for hotel guests who want that big-drunk effect with less booze.

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

Ted Cruz really visited Mexico because he was looking for Trump votes. It's easier to buy an election there. #TedFled #CancunCruz

[Steve Carrell @scsanta]

Austin Water utility wants me to stop dripping my faucets. Will they pay for my burst pipes? #WhenHellFreezesOver (Everything else has frozen so hell may be next.) #TexasWinterStorm2021