Scott Steigerwald

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[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

@WatcherGuru If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect'. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

Facebook should have “So What” button!

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

@WatcherGuru The bigger the challenge, the greater risk I’ll take, the more contented I am.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

@WatcherGuru Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

@WatcherGuru Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

@WatcherGuru I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

Not everyone is meant to be in your future. Some people are just passing through to teach you lessons in life.

[Scott Steigerwald @scsteigerwald]

@WatcherGuru My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.