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[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I'm not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side won the Cold War or cheers for the Intifada like it's the World Cup.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher’s audience audibly gasps when he reads what the Democratic Socialists of America are actually saying out loud:

MAHER: “Trump has told 1 trillion lies, but when he says the DSA are actually COMMUNISTS, that’s not one of them.”

“And it’s not hard to prove it just by quoting the DSA and their candidates.”

“J.D. Vance was on the show, and I told him that if the Democratic Party keeps going in the direction of the DSA, my vote was in play. And all I heard all vacation was, ‘Oh, my God, you’re a Republican now.’ No, that's not what I said. I said in play, and here’s why.”

“Because not a week goes by where I don’t read about some newly chosen, exciting new face in the Democratic Party. And then when that face opens its mouth, the Communist Manifesto or some other crazy shit comes out! Again.”

“Let’s just read the quotes. The DSA platform says: ‘You work as much as you are able and no more than needed.’ If that was any closer to Karl Marx’s dictum, from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, they’d be sued for plagiarism.”

“New York Mayor Mamdani once tweeted, Karl Marx’s words exactly. They’re not trying to hide it. Their most popular influencer, Hasan Piker, thinks communism is so groovy, he laments the fall of two of the most murderous regimes in history, the Soviet Union and Chairman Mao's China.”

“Mamdani's aide, his top aide, Cea Weaver, said, ‘If you don't believe in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over.’ And ‘impoverish the white middle class.’ What? That's a goal? You know you're supposed to scare people into voting for you, right?”

“One of the new, soon-to-be Democratic congresspeople, Darlesia Chavalier, supports seizing all properties from landlords and said, ‘Seize the means of production.’ Mamdani has said ‘The end goal is seizing the means of production.’ I think they want to seize the means of production.”

“Now, maybe you missed that in school or missed school altogether, but THAT'S COMMUNISM.”

“Now the coalition within the DSA called the Marxist Unity Group is in ascendance. And I must take them at their word. When their words include, ‘Our commitment is to the long-term struggle for a fully liberated classless society. In a word, communism.’”

“What do they have to do, tweet out ‘Elect more communists’? Oh, yeah, Cea Weaver did that.”

[Shows tweet, audience audibly gasps]

“Yes, [she really did that]! ... People gotta realize this is going on.”

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

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[Jawwwn @jawwwn_]

Palantir CEO Alex Karp on Zohran Mandani voters:

“The average Ivy League grad voting for this mayor is annoyed their education is not that valuable—and that the person who knows how to drill for oil has a more valuable profession.”

“That annoys the fuck out of these people.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

Most Democrats couldn't make it to our hearing on government fraud. The empty chairs made their priorities pretty clear.
Hard to claim you're fighting waste when you don't even show up.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Baseball so often is a mirror for culture in the US, providing examples of enduring American character.

Tom Rinaldi has more on celebrating America 250 through the lens of America’s pastime.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Let's take a look at some of the most iconic moments in our nation's history 😆

@kevinburkhardt | @AROD | @davidortiz | @derekjeter

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

December 2025: Jack Smith swore under oath that he didn't spy on text messages belonging to members of Congress.

Today: New evidence confirms he spied on dozens of members of Congress, myself included.

This is a blatant abuse of power, and exactly what our Founders warned about.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Landon Donovan goes OFF on Christian Pulisic 😮

“People are fed up with the way things are handled around him. And it's not necessarily him, but it's his agents, his family, his hangers-on, the people who are influencing. People are fed up with it.”

“They treat people poorly. They do things poorly. It's always a 'no' whenever you wanna ask, 'Can we do an interview?' It's always a, 'No, you can't get near him.' He doesn't say 'hi' to the commentators who do all the games all the time when they walk by.”

[Scuba @Scuba41g]

@usmntonly Please get your shit together Pully!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

One big US soccer thought: our youth development has to get more affordable. One of my kids plays travel. It’s at least $5k a year & this isn’t even super high end. We can afford it, thankfully, lots can’t. Youth sports costs in the US are out of control, soccer more than most.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

The World Cup is at our shores, and all these people are doing us a great service. They are reminding Americans that this place is kind of awesome.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Imagine hating Donald Trump so much that you decide to vandalize the Lincoln Memorial and trash the grass around the reflecting pool.

Absolutely broken-brained behavior.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Love john

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

“What’s the difference between Obama’s JCPOA deal with Iran and Trump’s deal with Iran?”

Trey Yingst explained it best:

“Obama’s JCPOA deal gave Iran a pathway to a nuclear program.”

“This agreement does not allow the Iranians to keep any of their enriched material.”

Obama’s deal handed Iran cash, concessions, and a roadmap. Trump’s deal strips away the enriched uranium and demands total compliance.

Peace through strength. 🇺🇸

@TreyYingst

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House.

America, fuck yeah.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Never give up