Mike

Just another nerdy white boy. Hoagie Specialist and Cheese Enthusiast #USA #Wawa #PeaceAndLove

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

I love baseball. I love Bryce Harper. And I love the @Phillies.

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

@bigpapagrasscat I mean… there’s no rules against wearing it, right?

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

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[Mike @scuba_sloth]

I can’t wait for 2 years from now when we’ll hear about another Astros World Series cheating scandal

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Suarez is easily now in the top 5 and I won’t be told otherwise

[MLB Nerds @MLBNerds]

This is real.

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Still 10000% true today. Let’s fucking gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

I love baseball. I love Bryce Harper. And I love the @Phillies.

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Good morning to everyone except the Atlanta Braves.

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Phillies win!! I need a tylenol

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Are they really the chop down 7-1 after leaving 7 runners stranded?

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Mmmmm. Smells like baseball. Go Phils

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Alright, I finally got an air fryer. Now what do I do?

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

woo I'm in the clear

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Monkeypox outbreak is primarily spreading through sex, WHO officials say.

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

If there’s a way for the Rangers and Penguins to both lose this game, I hope it happens

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Play the damn song! Sixers in 6

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

This can't be a real person. This looks like a cosplay

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Aaron Mostofsky, 35, son of a Brooklyn Supreme Court judge, pled guilty to civil disorder, theft, entering a restricted building, and first-degree Fashion Faux Pas. He’s facing 12-18 months in prison and will be sentenced today.

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Sixers in 3

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Who wins and how many games?

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Fuck it. Play the damn song! #TTP

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Being a sixers fan means you can have a 24 point lead in the fourth quarter and still not feel comfortable

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Being a sixers fan means you can have a 24 point lead in the fourth quarter and still not feel comfortable

[𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞 @RochesRWinners]

Hey at least it wasn’t free throws, right Nick Nurse?

[Mike @scuba_sloth]

Holy fucking shit! Play the damn song! #SixersvsRaptors #TrustTheProcess