Sarah Stanton Scism

It’s Scism like scissors | S^3 | NGU ‘19 | Tulane ‘21 | “Reality continues to ruin my life." -Bill Watterson

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I just spilled Cheerwine in the ice cream cooler, and if any action could personify me, that would be it.

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@scism_cameron Just good enough

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I am the Mike Tomlin of fantasy football

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Showed up to Thanksgiving in the same shirt as my uncle. I got mine from a thrift store in Australia. He got his from Temu.

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Beautiful, brutal baseball

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Showing up for a full day of work after watching an 18-inning World Series game that ended at 3:00am is like being too tired to come up with a good simile

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Yelling “Bunt!!!” at the TV when I don’t even have a rooting interest

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@licityropp @StatePolicy @PelicanInst Have a blast in the best city in the country!

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Learned tonight that my brother used to apologize via paper airplanes and paper airplanes only

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@scism_cameron @PastorBenMarsh Plus the sculpture garden at the New Orleans Museum of Art if you do get up to City Park!

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My dad quit drinking SunDrop, and now the 2 liters at my parents’ house are always flat. This is the worst thing to ever happen to this household.

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@Allen_TheAlpha @WyattStreett @11point7 @HomefieldApparl @strickland_josh We got the preview 🥹

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@hcgambrell Getting to see the total eclipse at NGU seven years ago (holy cow that was seven years ago!!!) was one of the coolest things ever

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@garrettwease Kenzie’s “That seems a little extreme” has earned her the title of My New Favorite Wease

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@hcgambrell I’m so happy 🥹

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Josh: “Every day, I get up and look in the mirror and—
Me: “This is about to be conceited, isn’t it?”
Josh: “Yeah”

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@hcgambrell ME TOO OH MY GOSH!!!

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@hcgambrell I’m so glad to see you back on Twitter because RILEY!!!

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My roommate, who’s from Rochester, freaking out about the giant cicada at the door: “I hate the South.”

Me, without ever an original thought, trying to shoo it away: “You merely adopted the South. I was born in it, molded by it.”

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@dbptrk You too, Coach!

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Just saw @dbptrk booking it across the infield at the #RaleighRelays to celebrate with one of his sprinters, and it made my whole week