tuba🐟

beep beep bitch

[carlotta @mothtart]

#drunkdriving

[carlotta @mothtart]

Guys lock in when you did if they had would you even would you tho

[tuba🐟 @scuffedtuna]

@mothtart

[tuba🐟 @scuffedtuna]

@mothtart What the fuck are you talking about, dude

[carlotta @mothtart]

Hittin my shit like muh fukin g fuh 6 #fareastmovement

[carlotta @mothtart]

If I had a prenis I would cut it off

[carlotta @mothtart]

Who even is up choking they chicken right NOW

[carlotta @mothtart]

You'll never get until you do

[tuba🐟 @scuffedtuna]

My shit? Blown smoove off.
My fat fuckin? Chudded
My tung tung tung? Suhared
Me? About to kill myself.

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre jerking off on stolen land bro

[ranch @annoyingranch]

my birth stone is a crack rock

[kali ⋆ (ms. dopamine) @ms_d0pamine]

when trump dies the first thing im doing is opening twitter

[deep noodle @drunkbird2]

dropping it low to A Horse with No Name

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[hunter @3gpmh]

mayor zohran mamdani i need a girlfriend

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

they/them named Poop

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[tuba🐟 @scuffedtuna]

When you get a #hotdog and #raisingcanes in Times Square while drunk

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that the toilet paper got burned round the edges like an old pirates map