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[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

gm Twitter pls look at my book

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

I’ve been replacing ‘oneshotted’ with ‘cummed on’ and it’s working really well

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the entire country of japan basically just got oneshotted by steely dan one day 40 years ago and it rules

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

if y’all want any indication of how usps is doing; my coworker just called me bc my manager told him to come pick up some mail off me but I am at home sick today

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

*derek menswear watching Stop Making Sense*

“his suit is too big.”

[jame @kloogans]

guy who just spent 58,000 dollars on a new jeep wrangler: 30 shitty little rubber ducks across the dashboard would look great in here i bet

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

People who want Monica back on rhoslc

[Vivian @perlucidum]

why did god take david lynch and leave joe biden

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

Jan 5/Jan 6 gonna be some crazy anniversary days in years to come

[David Petersen @typesfaster]

This street was never empty pre Jan 5

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

it’s okay to give ur mailman stimulants

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

something i never really realized about Illinois u til I left is how GREAT it’s rail transit is compared to a lot of the Midwest. You could literally go from Peoria to Rockford all via rail (although it wouldn’t be the best ride)

Indiana and Ohio can only dream

[Rockford IceHogs @goicehogs]

We are excited to announce that @TheAHL All-Star Classic presented by @BMO_US will be held at the @BMOCenter in Rockford on February 10-11, 2026! 👏

🔗: https://t.co/byOCtAMxpI

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

when u use a reusable bag at the grocery in Indiana they treat you like a fucking idiot

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

just realized I am the weird conspiracy coworker

[stath @stathx]

my last few days summed up in one image. please update your maps to reflect the accurate borders @LacParle @MnDOT

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

gf is gone. accidentally ate a lemon peel. idk what I’m gonna do boss

[grimoire @Grimoire43]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

@sugarcuuki @clubratt @lil_sharty logging off and going to work

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

@clubratt @lil_sharty

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

@hayvck @xao415 @MayaEatsBooks @clubratt @lil_sharty it was a joke lol, queen was right

[scunch🇵🇸 @scunch_guy]

tofu is just protein potato if u treat her right