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[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Everything's a conspiracy if you have no idea how anything works

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[roman @al1ensuperstarr]

obsessed with the cuntification of susan boyle. her hyperpop era is upon us

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

Gay guys accusing each other of being a bottom like it's a negative thing is just misogyny disguised

[trash jones @jzux]

ending a situationship is so embarrassing. like noooo I miss my scraps

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[໊ @wynavira]

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

RuPaul is gonna get an oscar before Timothée Chalamet

[miia @miiagarro]

my parents were right about me being expensive :(

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I’m just looking for a nice, casual, low-key, no-pressure, love-of-our-lives, soulmates forever lest God strike us down, cosmically destined romance kind of situation.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity