Samantha Dickens

I spend most days looking for my keys.

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

Doesn’t everyone do their makeup in the car? #foreverlate

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

Bowie dog v Nah I’m just a Worm slippers.

Bowie is not a fan 😂 #davidbowie #labyrinth n

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

WHERES KEVIN?!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Spirit Airlines has apologized after it mistakenly put an unaccompanied 6-year-old, who was flying for the first time, on the wrong flight during the holiday season travel rush. https://t.co/bxZffCfnfw

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

Unless you’re fed love on a silver spoon, you learn to lick it off knives.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

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@NoNotAnnette That song instantly makes me happy

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@NoNotAnnette Who’s in the middle?? She’s got the best hair!

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

@NoNotAnnette No ma’am! I would love it though!!

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@NoNotAnnette Are you taking orders from new, old customers now? 😂 That’s the worst way to phrase that, I’m sorry!

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@NoNotAnnette @GHGenetics Aerosmith is probably in my top! But I think my fav is a small band called The Spill Canvas. They’re amazing! 💜

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When you watched him as a child and thought, he was painting the same thing over and over again when he was actually painting a whole journey over time

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@NoNotAnnette Cookie butter?! 😍

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@NoNotAnnette Unfortunately I haven’t used the site in the last two months, so I don’t qualify. But how can I get back onto that list? 💜

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

@NoNotAnnette Yes ma’am!! Hi!! That peach jam was one of my favorites!

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

@NoNotAnnette Those look all good! I definitely need to order. I’m all out of the amazing peach jam you made and this might make me less bummed about it 😂

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

@NoNotAnnette That’s ignorant, plain and simple. Im glad you called out their bs 💜

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@NoNotAnnette That sounds so good!

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

@NoNotAnnette Pearly I’m so happy I found you on here!!!

[Samantha Dickens @sdickens0486]

@Sethrogen @Sethrogen I’m impressed!! Good job!!