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[Reuters @Reuters]

Hundreds of dachshunds strutted their tiny legs down the iconic Champs-Elysees, delighting onlookers as the 'Sausage Walk' celebrated its 2026 edition with colorful costumes, wagging tails, and French flair

[sdinman @SDInman]

@ChristineDrazan This advertisement has started playing every night on the evening news in Lane County--we always start laughing! You have our vote!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Think I’ll host The Grammys next 😂

[sdinman @SDInman]

@RepDexterOR Oregon may have one of the worst public education systems, high taxes, drug use, homeless population, crime, poor business environment and low ranked governor but at least we can say we have the only "lung doctor" in Congress!

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Wild moment in Yellowstone: A bull bison launched a tourist 8 feet into the air Friday, leaving the visitor seriously injured.

Professional photographer Mike Macleod captured the intense charge on camera, calling the bison “angry, agitated and charging anything and everything.”

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"

[sdinman @SDInman]

@DellaDevine12 @Oregonian It is not just Portland that has increased taxes it is the entire state of Oregon that her policies are hurting--it is time for a change in leadership and new ideas--even it that person is a Republican.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

You decided to get your dog a puppy so that she'll never be lonely and then this happened.. 🥺

[sdinman @SDInman]

@RonWyden As an Oregon citizen--will you be voting yes or no in May on Measure 120 --the Governor Tina Kotek bill to increase tax on gas and title registrations?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The odds of parachuting down and being attacked by kangaroo is very low, but never zero.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A compilation of cats being cats and interrupting the news

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A woman brings a very limp duck into a veterinarian’s office.

She lays the bird on the table. The vet listens to its chest with a stethoscope, pauses, then shakes his head.

“I’m sorry,” he says. “Your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”

The woman gasps. “Are you sure?”

“Yes,” says the vet. “Your duck is dead.”

“How can you be so certain?” she demands. “You haven’t run any tests. What if he’s just in a coma?”

The vet sighs and leaves the room.

A few minutes later, he returns with a black Labrador. The dog stands on its hind legs, places its paws on the table, and sniffs the duck carefully from beak to tail. Then it looks at the vet sadly and shakes its head.

The vet nods and escorts the dog out.

Moments later, he comes back with a cat. The cat jumps onto the table, delicately sniffs the duck from head to foot, then sits back, shakes its head, and lets out a soft meow before strolling out.

The vet looked at the woman and said, “I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$1500!?” she cried, “$1500 just to tell me my duck is dead!?”

The vet shrugged, “I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now $1500.”

[Catarina Senora Gatita @WyattCatarina]

In light of recent studies, cats should be standard equipment on all flights. ✈️😅😻

[sdinman @SDInman]

@RonWyden @RepBynum The only people who show up to your town Hall meetings are your supporters—not sure you really represent all Linn County citizens.

[sdinman @SDInman]

@RepBynum Please wait for investigations to be complete before making comments and jumping to incorrect conclusions--you are not only embarrassing yourself but all Oregonians--and stop using the F word!

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.

[sdinman @SDInman]

@amyklobuchar Enjoy the calm before the storm--Minnesota is quickly becoming famous around the world--care to comment on the Nick Shirley video?

[sdinman @SDInman]

@TaraBull X

[sdinman @SDInman]

@CBSNews You need to hire Nick Shirley as your head investigative reporter--can't believe I am getting the most accurate news reporting from a kid on you tube.