Simon

I Landed on Earth, I liked it so much I decided to stay..

[Simon @sdmosel]

@DailyMail really frustrated you make it so difficult to cancel a subscription, why do I have to ring a number to cancel… why can’t I do it online #beware

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@JeremyClarkson Remove the chicane at the end of the tunnel and have a DRS zone though the tunnel to Tabac

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@theJeremyVine Why not just go around the back of the car?

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@theJeremyVine You was both having a drag race

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@deepstatefeds @InternetH0F Guess you'll want to visit the cockpit too

[Simon @sdmosel]

Eric Cantona is to singing, what Gary Lineker is to goal hanging #michaelmacintyre

[Simon @sdmosel]

@__CaptainNemo__ @githii @gunsnrosesgirl3 The best answer

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@OTerrifying 1

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@liamwithnail there's my son Josh in the audience tonight who's dodged a curry night with me and his brothers and needs a bit of ribbing about it, cheers

[Simon @sdmosel]

I’ve been searching for @theJeremyVine daily cycling tweet, can’t seem to find it, hope he’s ok

[Simon @sdmosel]

@thecooley1008 @echofon @Twitter Ditto

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@elonmusk @echofon

[Simon @sdmosel]

@piersmorgan That will halve your amount of followers then

[Eddy Blanche @EddyBlanche]

They did not expect a virgin to go all the way on the first night did they

#VirginOrbit

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@Carlos201070 You wasn’t alone 🤦‍♂️

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I think I’d rather pay #spacex to launch my satellites at least you get to see something #VirginOrbit

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There are 3 sides to every story Harry… your version… their version and the TRUTH #HarryTheInterview

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#TheMaskedSinger Phoenix is Matt Hancock

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@HighwaysWMIDS Amazing

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@MSROPER10 @RAF_Luton It’s the Tories getting their own back on Labour, at the next election there will be a note left on the treasury’s desk saying “We still owe for the fireworks”