Melissa ☮️

I’m not here! ➡️ @thecooley.bsky.social

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@Liquid_Husband Ugh, Fezzik’s little paw print destroyed me. Y’all have been in my thoughts all week

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

What is Safeway? Is that like a gas station? How is that the most popular in Alabama when I’ve never even seen one?

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Oklahoma is my kind of state!

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Have we checked the Dollar Generals for classified documents? I don’t think they have any but they could use some help going thru all the boxes.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

This is what’s going on inside my head any time anyone tells me their name for the first time.

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

I can’t tell y’all how many times I’ve opened @echofon over the past few days, remembered the idiots at @twitter cut API access, then chose not to read Twitter at all. The native app is 🚮. I‘ll pop in occasionally when it’s worth my time, but this might be the last straw for me

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@bookishbelle Oh my goodness, the little hospital gown is precious!

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@Darnack71 OMG 419 hours just to beat the game?? That’s how long I spent on Skyrim just messing around and finding every location and side quest after beating the main story. Sounds like you got your money’s worth!

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

I want a Chibi Robo remaster and sequel. Or more Katamari games. Or both tbh

[Prime Gaming @primegaming]

What game do you think deserves a remake?

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS

[Alicia Stella @AliciaStella]

Great article with photos and prices for all the food at Toadstool Cafe at Super Nintendo World in Universal Studios Hollywood!

Something of note, this story says Hollywood’s cafe has 265 seats. Permits say Epic Universe’s version will have 344 seats.

https://t.co/D3bjFmbOQF

[Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic]

Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about

My brain at any given moment:

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. I’m honestly wheezing 😭

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

In 1976 the Pointer Sisters recorded the now iconic "Pinball Number Count" song. Sesame Workshop celebrates the life and legacy of Anita Pointer. Thank you Anita Pointer for helping us learn our 123s and dedicating your life to creating inspiring and uplifting music. 💛

[Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit]

Pittsburgh has a buck on the loose that somehow has coated his antlers in Christmas decor. The authorities have said he’s not in distress so let him carry that energy into 2023 and don’t rain on his holiday parade.

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@twesq When we played it in the MDB in 2000, even then we thought it was getting kind of old. It baffles me that it’s still a thing

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

Watched 1st episode of Lower Decks. Does it get better? Because honestly it was a little stupid, and this is coming from someone who owns the entire Beavis & Butthead collection.

Also, every voice actor was basically BILLY MAYS HERE FOR STAR TREK loud. All yelling; no nuance

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@twesq Rubber Soul 👍👍👍

When my baby girl was 3, she insisted that I play Norwegian Wood for her at bedtime. Every night, for several months. So good

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@BadAstronomer SAME. I’m not watching any trailers or teasers or anything. I don’t even watch the next episode previews

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

@dwdBabby 👋 I’m a serial lurker, but I’ve enjoyed watching your progress. GL on that future PB!

[Melissa ☮️ @thecooley1008]

Had this exact conversation with my parents over the weekend, as we made the decision to give up our yearly tradition of going to Disney World for fall break. We paid way too much for such a diminished experience this year. We’re done with @waltdisneyworld for a while.