Count Binface just released his party election broadcast for the Clacton by-election and it’s precisely what Nigel Farage deserved
https://t.co/HlWKr3GsYj
SitRep - 08/08/26 - Zelensky in Serbia
An overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Ukraine and Serbia have signed a memorandum of understanding in Belgrade. Zelensky and Vučić met later.
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After many months of work, I'm thrilled to announce the first draft of the Mistborn screenplay is DONE! Just in time to celebrate the book's original publication, twenty years ago this month. Do please remember that this is just an early step in a very long process, but I'm terribly excited by how it turned out!
Some kids in Clacton were asked about Nigel Farage and they absolutely ripped the Count of Dodgy Crypto to shreds in their NSFW replies https://t.co/dke8N1Oaxy
Just a little story for @IpswichTown fans.
Daizen has worn No. 38 for many years because it has a special personal meaning. It's a tribute to his wife, SAYA.
If No. 38 is available, it would be wonderful to see him wear it again. 💙
#ITFC
Many have asked why I have been so silent these past weeks. I'm heartbroken to say my beautiful, darling wife passed away on Thursday. She had held my heart in her hand from the first moment I saw her and we shared 36 wonderful years together. She had bravely battled cancer with courage and fortitude for many years yet still never lost the ability to light up a room with her beautiful smile, her wonderful sense of humour and her laughter. Not once did she give up the hope for life. I truely believe there is more to this existence than we know and that one day we shall be reunited by our love for each other, a love that was so honest and so real and so true. Until then I shall hold her tightly in my heart. When my daughter and I returned home from the hospital a red rose had appeared in our garden. It was right outside our door and had appeared from nowhere in a clump of dry weeds. Red roses were my wife’s favorite flower. She wore 3 in her hair at our wedding and carried a bouquet of red roses. I had asked her to send me a sign before she passed to say she was ok. It must have been sent by her.
You will stay forever in my heart until we are together again my darling ❤️
So current investigations are I believe
Farage
- Standards x 3
- possible HMRC
- Electoral Commission
Jenrick
- Electoral Commission
- Police
Tice / Reform
- Electoral Commission x2
- NCA
- Police
All in respect of finances involving a number of different donors
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
Hello, Ipswich fans! I’m Daizen Maeda.
I’m so happy to be here and proud to join this club.
Thank you for such a warm welcome.
I’ll give everything for this badge, and I’ll work hard and run for the team every single game.
I can’t wait to see you all at Portman Road.
Let’s make this season a special one together!💙🤍
🚨New: Jude Bellingham after England’s 6–4 win over France in the World Cup third-place match:
🎙️Reporter: Fans noticed there wasn’t a handshake or embrace between you and Kylian Mbappé after the match. Was there a reason?
🗣️Jude Bellingham: “Everyone’s paying attention to every little detail these days. Yeah, there’s been some tension between Kylian and me. Last season at the club was tough on both of us — we’re both winners with big personalities, and that can create friction at times. It’s just football.
That said, not every disagreement has to turn into a public spectacle. True respect isn’t about forcing a hug in front of the cameras for a few seconds. Sometimes the smartest move is simply giving each other room to breathe.
With José Mourinho now here, it’s a fresh start for everyone. He expects total professionalism. The past is done — the badge comes first, always.
Kylian is a world-class talent, and I’m sure he feels the same about me. We don’t need to be close mates to chase the same goals together. If working on that relationship benefits the team, we’re both mature enough to make it happen. Trophies are won with maturity, not egos.”
As far as I’m concerned #FRAENG was the World Cup final. No dirty fouls no bent refs, just respect for each other and the game. I’m personally really proud of this England team. They can hold their head high as they return home.
Good luck in the final, Spain 🇪🇸
What a absolute barnstormer in Miami, England and France just served up what might be the greatest World Cup game of all time as the Three Lions ran out 6-4 winners in this mad third-place playoff, Saka bagging a hat-trick like he was on a mission from the football gods while Rice and Konsa stormed out the blocks early to leave Les Bleus shell-shocked at 4-0 down. Mbappé still did his thing with a couple of beauties and the French fought back like the champions they are, pulling it to 5-4 late on, but Bellingham popped up at the death with that trademark swagger to seal it—pure chaos, end-to-end madness that reminded me why I fell in love with this game as a kid, no low blocks or cynical rubbish, just two proud nations going toe-to-toe with skill, heart, and a stack of goals that’ll be talked about for years. England grab third and some proper redemption after the semi heartbreak, France show their class even in defeat, and neutrals everywhere are the real winners. What a night!
Really wracking my brain for something unique about Spain and Argentina’s shared geography that I can post tonight as a quirk for the World Cup final. Haven’t quite managed it yet, but I’ll keep trying.
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There's a wonderful organisation round the corner from me in Hastings- the Grumpy Cook. They supply food to those that need it, no questions asked. You can pay forward when buying breakfast etc, or sponsor a meal for a family. Their latest initiative - beach food for family.
This is the real reason to nationalise water - not to undo the mistake of privatisation, but because as the climate and nature crises worsen, the privatised system is less and less able to cope. (We’ll find the same pattern repeating in other essential supplies.)