San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody

NOT a law enforcement agency

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

We would like to thank the San Diego City Council for the increase to our budget so we can:

Continue Racial Profiling
Continue Criminalizing Homelessness
Continue Assaulting Protesters
Continue Not Being Accountable

With Much Love, PD

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Did anyone believe it wasn't?

[Amie Zamudio @amie_zamudio]

“The witness and the man who was stopped by San Diego police believe their race was a factor in the way they were treated by police”https://t.co/RpYHpuMVRO

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

We don't need encouragement...

[SDAgainstFash @SDAgainstFash on Kolektiva.Social @SDAgainstFash]

@MayorToddGloria @ladygaga @BTWFoundation Hey Lady Gaga,

You've been had by a con artist.

Todd here is gonna continue encouraging our cops assault and batter homeless San Diegans while refusing to provide them non-congregate shelter options during a pandemic.

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

You woke us up from our nap.

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

It's what we do. #ChangeIsHard

[Sara Libby @SaraLibby]

Law enforcement has effectively watered down the biggest police reform measures of the year (again), including police decertification and new hiring standards. https://t.co/Q1XrPlIq3a

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Why would we start behaving now?

[Michael McConnell @HomelessnessSD]

San Diego Police Officer: "I was going to behave"
Wow, what does that mean? The anger from this officer toward a very likely mentally ill person is alarming.

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

We hope San Diegans will spend the next 21 days being kind to us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria @MayorToddGloria]

In partnership with @ladygaga's @BTWFoundation, I'm proud to launch “Be Kind 21 Days” in the City of San Diego! This global initiative encourages all of us to practice kindness toward ourselves and others. Take the pledge: https://t.co/ffq3DFIpAa. #BeKind21

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Filming us is only legal when we tell you it is.

[Aeiramique @AGlassBlake]

Central division @SanDiegoPD @MayorToddGloria all the reports and data should be enough! But here’s another video telling us what we already know…

Racial profiling case 100,000,000

Big bad apple pulled up looking for a fight, where’s the de-escalation for what you escalated?

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

More buts to smack! Somebody should tell them we don't respect women, minorities, or pretty much anyone else.
https://t.co/2nIOyy2lIg

[San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria @MayorToddGloria]

I was so glad to see so many women at our @SanDiegoPD Women’s Hiring Expo this morning. I wish them the best as they run through drills and pursue their desire to protect and serve. #ForAllofUs

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Don't do it! #GoogleLASDGangs

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

Criminal gangs – “Banditos,” “Executioners,” “Vikings” – operating among LA police, killing civilians with impunity. Corruption, brutality, murder: the bloody secret of Los Angeles.

A documentary from the Gravel Institute.

Watch it now.

#GoogleLASDGangs

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

There is no room for poor people in San Diego. They don't pay enough taxes to give us big raises. They gotta go.

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Secrecy and misinformation, two things we are very good at.

[Sara Libby @SaraLibby]

I've been covering this case for six years, and now that it's over, I wrote about the secrecy and falsehoods that defined every development. https://t.co/ueWLHv1aZq

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

We are conducting a preliminary investigation to determine if a full investigation is needed. At which time, we will investigate the scope and scale of the investigation that is needed and the amount of money we will need to conduct it. Needless to say, it will be a lot of money.

[The San Diego Union-Tribune @sdut]

NAACP calls for investigation into anti-vaccine, anti-mask post on San Diego police union website https://t.co/ZgTEphXe4F

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

There is always a good reason for our violence.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

What you see here may look like an officer punching someone being placed in an ambulance but it is actually what we call a “rapid safety check.”

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Don't be scared...

[Sara Libby @SaraLibby]

I mean truly let this sink in. These are the people tasked with upholding the law. https://t.co/2YD5IM1bXF

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Even we are baffled by what a bozo he is.

[Jack Molmud @jmolmud]

Well here's a turn.

Sheriff Gore says that he made the editorial decision to call Deputy Faiivae's collapse an "overdose."

He said he did not consult medical professionals and did not believe this incident was anything other than an OD.

https://t.co/0AJtDsMwl1

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Sorry we did absolutely nothing to keep the sick kids at the Children's Hospital safe during this Death Cult assault.

[The Activated Podcast @TheActivatedPod]

An account (possibly a worker at Rady) on Reddit has something to say about yesterday’s anti-vax “protest” outside of Rady Children’s Hospital yesterday. It describes scared patients in the ER having to cross the picket line to check into the triage area.

https://t.co/lpTyqNH3yX

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

We gave up trying a long time ago and decided to embrace the hate.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

We are doing our best to build better relationships with the community. One issue though is that our officers absolutely hate the community.

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

@grumble209 @SDSheriff Not sure they are going for competent.

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

Those San Diego Sheriffs are some fucked up dudes.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

We debunk a widely circulated video that purports to show a deputy overdosing at the mere exposure of fentanyl while responding to a call. Medical experts said the video promoted a false narrative about fentanyl and ways it can lead to an overdose. https://t.co/xySAIfGoCH

[San Diego Police (SDPD) Parody @SDPD_Parody]

@kevrector Stay away from the "critical analysis" or you will make us look pathetic.