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[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

"I think we need a space"

What she means is "I'm seeing someone else and I want to spend more time with him to see if he will take me serious but if he doesn't I'll come back to you"

[me @SdrawdeC918]

@oldskool_88 @MaestegCC

[The Cricketer @TheCricketerMag]

One year ago, we lost a cricketing genius.

Shane Warne 💚💛

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I was once in a band called ‘The Radiators’, we were a warm up act.
Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.
After that, I was in an outfit called ‘Cats Eyes’, mostly middle of the road stuff.
Now I'm in a group called ‘Missing Cat’, you may have seen our posters...

[me @SdrawdeC918]

🤯🤯🤯

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥

MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF!

ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes!

Full version here: https://t.co/4zGK80cK0n

[me @SdrawdeC918]

@ThatsSoVillage

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

On my tombstone please write, “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

[Steff Todd @SteffTodd]

A Saturday with the Yorkshire Kardashians x
#TheKardashians #YorkshireKardashians

[Hampshire Cricket @hantscricket]

✅

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Iceberg, right ahead.

[me @SdrawdeC918]

@AwardsDarwin_ @lewisedwards01

[Ash @theashrb]

For Martin Lewis to say this? We’re well and truly fucked.

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

This is loud.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Late to the Grace Kelly Tik Tok trend but WAY early for our Christmas movie musical. 🎵 ➡️ @mikasounds

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

#welcometowrexham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇺🇸 🇨🇦

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

After Life S2 came out a year ago this week, giving you the perfect excuse to rewatch the bloopers. @rickygervais

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Here are the official stats for March 2021:

- Major shock as Assassination of Julius Caesar takes top spot 🗡️
- Fans of 11th place will be delighted to see it in 2nd place ⬆️
- Czech Republic down to Jth 🇨🇿
- Great news for Coastal Erosion as it breaks into the top 9b 💪