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Drunk and upside down

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

Everybody says they "love adventures" but when I suggest paddling a river for 21 days in the Northwest Territories suddenly I'm the crazy one... smh

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

If you run the @espn Roku app, you truly deserve to never have a tech job ever again.

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@nbc fuck you for full commercials on your app during Daytona in the last 25 laps

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

Where's the dislike button on LinkedIn??

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The Bears need to be relegated

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@drnifkin @BarstoolBigCat

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@BetMGM @frank_seravalli @DailyFaceoff Get this social media intern a GPS because this dude lost on this tweet

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@davidevankelly You must not have tried crack cocaine

[wint @dril]

i have had a lot less Anxiety behind the wheel ever since I pried my license plates off and started driving the way god intended

[SOCCER.COM @soccerdotcom]

Super sub Weston makes an impact 🇺🇸

#ChampionsLeague

[TroopzTV @TheRealTroopzTV]

Almost forgot.

3 points collected.
9 points on the season.
See you next weekend.

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@davidevankelly

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@913199O Oh no

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@davidevankelly Quit acting like you know how to read

[Montucky Cold Snacks @MTKYColdSnacks]

If this tweet gets 42069 likes we will change the horse on the can to a donkey

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@ColinChenoweth Boy are they in for it now

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Jack Wilshere announces his retirement from football at the age of 30.

We will never forget this goal.

📽 @Arsenal

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@NickAdamsinUSA Bro you built like a bag of milk, shut up

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

A little late for you to backpedal your blatant racism. Important to note each of these scumbags "leading" this country have names and addresses

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Thank goodness some SCOTUS precedents are overruled.

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

Dude signed up for an all time ratio lmfao loser

[Greg Kaspar @GregKaspar]

@DICKS Glad I'm not a regular customer already, but this will ensure I never step foot in a DICK'S Sporting Goods store ever again!

[Co-Writer @sdub914]

@davidevankelly L