seb

yapping about the Sacramento Kings, Niners, and SF Giants

[seb @Seabass916]

@SacramentoKings NEW OWNERSHIP!!!! GET OUT @Vivek

[seb @Seabass916]

Just put the food in the bag

[DoorDash AI Research @AIatDoorDash]

Today we’re proud to announce Flux, our own cloud platform for running agents across DoorDash.

Flux automated 130k engineering tasks in one month and now powers 25k+ code reviews each week. Creating the platform ourselves moved us beyond local, laptop-based agent workloads, while preserving enterprise security guardrails over execution and access to DoorDash systems.

Here’s how Flux works and what we learned putting cloud-based agents to work:

[seb @Seabass916]

Corgi Cafe is the eye sore of the city

[seb @Seabass916]

Let me be a passenger on this plane… cause Jesus gonna speak through me to tell you he’s tired of your shit

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

An evangelist freaked out after getting kicked off a plane for preaching. Just last week she wrote an article in the Washington Post about evangelizing on planes.
I think it was the right call but I'm sure some disagree

[seb @Seabass916]

31 year old asking a 19 year old about her dating life btw..

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

Kai Trump broke down what it’s actually like trying to date while being followed 24/7 by the Secret Service:

Logan Paul : "What is dating like for you?"

Kai Trump: "It’s really awkward when you're on a date with a guy and the Secret Service is sitting two tables behind you. You have to pretend like they're not even there.
You just want to be a normal teenager, but you can't just leave your house without planning every single second."

Big Mike: "What if Logan and I rolled into a frat party and got into a fight? Would the Secret Service step in or save an old lady getting hit by a car?"

Kai Trump: "They can’t stop people doing whippets or drinking underage around me…….their sole purpose is only to protect me. But if they leave to save an old lady, it could be a decoy to target me, so I’d be screwed!"

An 18-year-old high school senior can't go on a single dinner date without armed federal agents monitoring her every move.

Is having endless political privilege and security worth sacrificing any chance at a normal teenage life, or are rich kids just complaining about elite protection most people would kill for?

[seb @Seabass916]

It cracks me up how low IQ these people who post this and do this are. The irony of slapping someone to stand for the anthem… do you guys pay attention in school? 🤣

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Guy at a Chicago Cubs game refuses to stand during the National Anthem!

The guy behind him gets pissed and does this....

[seb @Seabass916]

Please for the love of god stay away from World Cup commentary. Just all time atrocious takes in every sport at this point

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

They tried everything 2 help Argentina. Spain sits atop the soccer Universe. Mbappe is your Golden Boot winner.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[seb @Seabass916]

They shoulda just ran Bad Bunny back out there on the corn fields

[seb @Seabass916]

Shakira saving this

[seb @Seabass916]

Yo wtf is this half time show???? 🗑️

[seb @Seabass916]

The fact that a make a wish 3rd place World Cup game plays in to the race for the golden boot is entirely insane lmfaooo that was a friendly and there was ZERO defense being played. Boot Messi

[seb @Seabass916]

Some people gotta put the tin hat down man… anyone with eyes could see a team knocking on the door for 45 straight minutes itching to put those away… give my 🐐 the boot immediately

[seb @Seabass916]

I know Lalas is disgusted watching this

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[seb @Seabass916]

This why mfs lived to the ripe age of 22

[𝕋ⒶℍⒶ🔝 @Jitkant]

لهذا السبب ينصح الأطباء بـ إستخدام المسواك...

[seb @Seabass916]

@devahaz Yup, we looked at east bay as well. But ultimately that commute across the bridge aside from work just isn’t worth it IMO

[seb @Seabass916]

@devahaz I think it’s the places like Daly City/Westlake that offer commutes almost faster than the sunset or Outer Richmond because of BART. You’re seeing it already, people losing out on sunset bidding wars pushing south to lakeshore and west lake

[seb @Seabass916]

@benjamiin2028 @ABC Fair.. the guy and everyone who voted with him is a nut.

There might be more corrections to come, but something much more drastic would have to pop.

[seb @Seabass916]

@benjamiin2028 @ABC Do you know what happened in 2008? 🤣