#hellomynameis Carl

Van driver. Fixer of people. My tweets reflect my opinion and my opinion alone. Expect swearing.

[#hellomynameis Carl @seabrie]

Hey @CanonUKandIE, are you still using red and green on your chargers? My old chargers used the flashing led, which was much more useful to someone who is red/green colourblind!

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@ODEONCinemas Hi. How can I get in touch with the Newark branch regarding some lost property please?

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@Dominos_UK quite the rollercoaster trying to order from Mansfield Woodhouse just now. Numerous attempts to get the right address, only for the person on the end of the phone to repeat the card details out loud!

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Hey @asda, you know what would be cool? Digital receipts via the Rewards app...

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Totally forgot the photo! 🤦‍♂️

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Tonight's date night meal: @HairyBikers beer battered scampi and home made tartare sauce. Winning!

[#hellomynameis Carl @seabrie]

Tonight's date night meal: @HairyBikers beer battered scampi and home made tartare sauce. Winning!

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@vaultboy Hey there. Can I DM you about this please? It has a hugely significant meaning and I was wondering if I could ask you a favour?

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@jamieoliver you sexy bastard! #datenightgumbo 😋😋😋

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@stuartshawcross @ITV This does not surprise me in the slightest! 😂

[#hellomynameis Carl @seabrie]

Oh to have been a fly on the wall at the concept proposal for Limitless Win on @ITV!

"We have an idea for a new gameshow."

"Go on..."

"So there's a limitless prize..."

"Sorry what?!"

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@levirootsmusic Would this work? https://t.co/QJd8LBDoBm

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@levirootsmusic Where can I get a block of creamed coconut for the ital soup? Well my local supermarket have it? 🤷‍♂️

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@1Password Can you just...

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Going full on @levirootsmusic for date night tomorrow. Rub-a-dub venison on Caribbean mash, contented chocolate puddings all accompanied by a glass of wash. 😁

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@maw @johnredwood Indeed, yet I bet people still vote for her when the next GE happens.

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@maw @johnredwood An election is exactly what the Tories want. "Let's give the new PM a chance."

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@lincs999dr Absolutely, but unlike my previous employment, the cogs make a real difference! #proudtobeacog 😂

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@TamsinTweeting You know how to party! 😂

[#hellomynameis Carl @seabrie]

Having started my life in PHEM as a CFR with LIVES, it was a pleasure to work alongside @lincs999dr today as a Paramedic.