Steve Seabrooke

[Steve Seabrooke @seabros]

@ASDA How obnoxious can a store get? Bexleyheath, Dartford and Swanley have all had closed customer toilets for months. This is no coincidence, it is a conscious decision to treat customers like dirt while extracting their cash. Shame on you ASDA 💩

[Steve Seabrooke @seabros]

@HMRCgovuk Received my notice to file a tax return today on the HMRC app. It was dated 6th April 2024 and recorded as received on 5th April 2024. When I trained in the Inland Revenue 35 years ago, backdated documents were regarded as fraudulent. Any comments?

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@Sheepie_1985 @RichCawleySLP Ha ha, me too. Since when did expected goals decide football matches?

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@SouthernWater From their website: "We’re investing £77 million in our water treatment works in Otterbourne .... so we can continue to provide a reliable supply of high-quality drinking water."

Please note the word "continue". Commence might be more accurate.

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@SouthernWater Radical idea: how about your entire executive management team forego all bonuses (cash and kind) until a permanent fix for this issue is implemented. Would concentrate their minds.

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@MartCAFC45 @LouisMend I wonder if anyone can provide a graphic showing the correlation between possession and points for Charlton this season. I suspect most of our wins have come in games where we had less than 50% possession. It's not how long you keep the ball, it's what you do with it that counts.

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@RichCawleySLP Best referee we've had at the Valley in years: Rebecca Welch. Didn't strut and got almost every decision right. You can't ask for more than that.

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@SkyNews Congratulations @SkyNews. Exactly how to run a reputable news channel. Gin up controversy, sow the seeds of envy & discontent, then monetise the response through click bait and the resulting advertising revenue.

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@LouisMend @leorifkind This would be a great idea with one modification. Take your result and divide it by the football tier the club plays in. So, top of the league gives £48 ÷ 3 = £16. Wouldn't that give the owner and directors an incentive to invest in the team?

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@CharlesCampey @ChrisWo30990144 @LouisMend I agree with you but everyone knows that's not what happens in practice. Problem is everyone also knows that Innes has a bit of the red mist about him.

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@JackBurton1905 Really poor from Wollacott

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@jbov71 @MichaelVaughan Really isn't the point. Why do we think that any team gaining an advantage from a rain delay is a valid expectation rather than just good luck? That shouldn't come into the reckoning when making the rules.

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@discoverybft @SouthernWater Yes, I reported it to Southern Water just after 4 am. I assume it's the burst water main at Eastleigh that has appeared on their incident map.

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@BBCNews Tell Sophie to get a grip on Sunak's bullying. We want to hear from both candidates.

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@SudseyPlayz @LivingMagazineW Not sure I need a decade by decade update tbh.

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@CafcFacts More like it!

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@Mortimerician @Dan_KP Have been steadfast in my support of TS, and I'm still grateful to him for saving the club, but this has knocked my faith enormously. I think he intended to do this all along, hence the dodgy contract. Starting to look like an extroverted version of Roland now.

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@DanDicko81 @spinksy68 @LouisMend @BBCLondonSport Couldn't agree more. The first and only movement when a cross comes in is backwards onto his goal line. That drags the defenders back into their own 6 yard box where they have no run on the ball. Sitting ducks for a decent forward attacking the ball. Happens over and over again.

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'The theatre was not bombed by Russia' @SkyNews Russian envoy to the UN calls the conflict a war. Cat out of the bag?

https://t.co/0BLG3TY6ck

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@peterfinch46 Nice. More modern than you might expect.