seagull

Social commentary through the eyes of New Zealand's most influential seagull

[seagull @seagullnz]

Well here I am, back for fucking winter - its hot though eh?

[George Gregan @GeorgeGregan]

my thoughts go out to Joost Van Der Westhuizen who has been diagnosed with motor neuron disease...

[seagull @seagullnz]

@Allenf53 @galifianakls he's been suspended !!

[seagull @seagullnz]

@Allenf53 @galifianakls good advice - consider yourself follow with immediate effect!

[seagull @seagullnz]

@BUCKYBUCKWILD sup bro! This rain is ruffling my feathers - they don't make rain hats small enough for my tiny head!

[seagull @seagullnz]

@PriyaBuckwild did you get one!? Double down that is...

[seagull @seagullnz]

@PriyaBuckwild once you've finished with the breast and the legs all you have left is a greasy box!

[seagull @seagullnz]

What have kfc and north shore girls got in common?

[seagull @seagullnz]

@PriyaBuckwild done see you there - i'll be the fat bird in the corner surrounded by chicken bones

[seagull @seagullnz]

@PriyaBuckwild it's you versus me for the mayor of kfc

[seagull @seagullnz]

I am tall for my height and young for my age - sweet

[seagull @seagullnz]

@PriyaBuckwild there are no words that can express my excitement about the double down - count me in!

[seagull @seagullnz]

@PriyaBuckwild hello

[seagull @seagullnz]

Did you see all of those shit hot pigeons at the royal wedding - London birds ey

[seagull @seagullnz]

Well I'm back from migrating - turns out you should migrate for winter not summer - f*ck

[seagull @seagullnz]

@jesscann trees, pilchards & eiderdown

[seagull @seagullnz]

@jesscann why not?

[seagull @seagullnz]

@jesscann you are very easy to wind up

[seagull @seagullnz]

@jesscann your reaction indicates that you indeed give a fuck

[seagull @seagullnz]

@jesscann I'm about to unfollow you