Chrissy Rowley

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s boozy af

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

Looking to pilot a travel show that’s just me on business trips drinking margaritas the size of my head and saying “oooh that’s boozy” to myself quietly alone in Mexican restaurants in small Ohio towns

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

Not boozy enough, we might have to do quantity over quality today

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

The cheese

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

So I’m at a restaurant and there’s a party at a table next to me and there appears to be an entire wrapped loaf of cheese on the table. This is not part of the meal. This must be a gift, and let me say, GREAT GIFT

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

So nice of Lorelei Gilmore’s dog to perform in Times Square to ring in the new year

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

There should be a sign for the hotel door that says disturb everything except the pillows because I didn’t get them right so that I was comfortable until 3 am and now I have to do it all over again but like also thanks for making my bed and the clean towels and I appreciate you.

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

34, on the floor, writhing (in pain)

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

@tonkbird So glad to help! My agony was only a couple hours but it was brutal!

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

@tonkbird I logged into the twitter website in my browser and went to notifications and it cleared!

[Chrissy Rowley @sealeeargh]

Apparently, it’s my twitter anniversary. I care very little about this but I can’t seem to make the notification go away so I’m tweeting this dumb picture it told me to tweet to see if it clears it.

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