Melon

they/them • sometimes funny • obsessed with sharks :D • Header: @starsleeps

[Joshua 🧣🍁🖤 @Joshwins_all]

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke

[Nia 🌸 @Niawins_]

“It’s been a LONG week” me on Tuesday afternoon 😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

As a woman you have to choose between having an anvil fall on your head or running into a hyperrealistic painting of a tunnel

[I'm a witch and I will hex you 🔮🕯🌿🃏 ☽☾ @whoopdeedoot]

I’m just so fucking tired of the loud car/truck assholes. It’s just another version of manspreading and I am OVER IT.

[D🎈🎈BIE @DoobieCartoonie]

what october, november, december genuinely do to you if you're a bit too happy and content with life

[kiwikinz ^-^ @peeholelicker]

if i Had a girlfriend i would slowly reach my hand toward her nose and let her sniff me to gain her trust

[izhaan @Izhaasays]

i don’t believe the “it gets better” ppl because I’ve been depressed for 12 years with no end in sight

[َ @gffyoq]

waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you've had a long day at 10am.

[294-53-6143 🔜 hell @294_53_6143]

open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

spoke ill of kirk yesterday and woke up with my neck hurting so bad i can't move it #KurseOfTheKirk

[aster 🌼 @themermacorn]

Rich ppl piss me off so bad. They are so ungrateful. If I was rich & didn’t have to work you would litr never hear from me. I’d be learning languages, becoming a pianist, learning a million skills, etc. All they do is cocaine & think of ways to be more evil like UGH get a hobby

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

i’ve never opened or used chat gpt and i do believe that makes me better than certain people

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Charging up nine devices before a flight so I can feel comforted knowing I’ve got 100% power in nine devices I won’t use during my flight

[🪽 @fa1rycre]

i NEVER check or read my exam after im finished writing all the bs bro like whats done is done i cant do anything abt it now

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

If I saw a goblin on the wing of the plane I would keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. He knows what he’s doing.

[xan @lilxan1k]

i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“love is in the air” WRONG. LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING BIG 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 I KNOW IT 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰

[sally ~ @cryingonmute]

the real college experience is realizing like halfway through college that you do not want a career at all and would rather make a comfortable little living in the woods somewhere

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I took a Career Aptitude test and the only Careers that it matched me with were The Town Crier or Becoming a Statistic