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i like dbz | 19

[Ace Heart @TheGuardian07]

I think an overlooked aspect of depression is that it feels embarrassing.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Film students always ask, "Does this break the 180 degree rule?" When they should be asking, "Why do I remain alive?"

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Having sex with a man does not make you gay— it is no different than having sex with a woman

[Green Shoggoth @GreenShoggoth]

@mcgillmd921 Luv me swamp, luv me leaf, luv me mud, 'ate Rome, simple as.

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[🌸Apricot🦋🌸 @Apricot064]

@tragic_endings_ sometimes it does kinda feel like people are just saying things & watching for which one just happens to take off

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

“Hi. You are currently being recorded.” Yes. There will likely even be a camera pointed at the graveyard

[friday @1032398h]

@EBMoid this is what i want to say to all of these people

[Space Boy🇵🇲 @L0v30n1nt3rn3t]

Anime has gone WOKE! They don't dress up their Chinese characters up like Maoists anymore! The East has utterly fallen!

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

People will insist there's no harm in believing in nonsense like astrology, but that's only if you compare the harm of it to, like, religious genocide or vaccine denial. Believing in nonsense is always harmful because you need to understand reality to make decisions responsibly

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

@gorilla_wrfre Guy named “Kirk” ends up getting kirked? Feels a little too convenient

[mi @MiMiMi_Mor_08]

GTA fans are like Swifties and I will not elaborate on that

[Raven @DireRavennn]

I come before you today, humbled, and humiliated to ask you for one thing. I want you to ensure GTA VI is a disaster of unnatural proportions.

[tao te chic @taotechic]

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[Spooky @spookyh8r]

Memes from 2010 aren’t funny anymore but Don Quixote is really funny and it was written in 1605

[Violet! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @veryultraviolet]

if your friend is showing u a movie they like and ur on ur phone you deserve to be strung up in the streets from your nipples

[☆ @fairieteeth]

you guys NEED to start going outside and appreciating the species that we have here im so serious