Sean

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

dawg

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[liv @suewildnights]

tomei coca normal ao invés da zero

[Pop Waves @popwavesx]

Pedro Pascal & Keanu Reeves with puppies is the pure chaos I needed today! 😭❤️

[mhk @soopsoopdodo]

when u realise u were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[Danielle O'Shea @DanielleOShea32]

A goddess doing goddess things

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

Crystal and Joey’s reaction to Crystal winning #AllStats11 #DragRace

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

my air is poison
my bread has glass
my lettuce causes diarrhea
and i still can’t afford gas

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

BEAUTIFULLY STATED‼️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Durbin: There are ten individuals who were abused by Mr. Epstein here today. They have had a chance to speak to anyone in the department or FBI, they've asked repeatedly. Can I get your word under oath that within the next 30 days, you will personally sit down them?

Blanche: I have somebody from my office in charge of our task force investigating human trafficking. She's available to talk to them.

Durbin: Will you meet with these survivors?

Blanche: I'm prohibited from meeting directly with them.

[Henlo #TeamTiffany @ummm_uh]

Just weighted myself and maybe I do need to be skimpy with the gumbo

[Sean @sean_727]

@pokemon_daily

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Millie Bobby Brown couldn’t stop laughing while filling in as a substitute teacher, teaching kids acting and filming short scenes with them 😭🎬👀

[closeted gay soldier @eIsbangs]

whos kid is this 😭😭😭😭

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

Getting a marriage license

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

People think this is parasite will give them the squirts for a day or two. People have no idea

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This aged like a dangerous foodborne pathogen.