Mikael Myers

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women tell on themselves early. You just gotta listen.

[Mikael Myers @seanblonded]

Can we get Robert Pattinson as the lead for just one Nolan movie please!?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Conor McGregor’s return

[DeepakUXUI @Maha_kalpa]

What's the craziest thing you've seen on LinkedIn..?

[Shaun C. @ShaunMichaels98]

“Why are you crying over a highlight tape?”

The highlight tape:

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

"You're hiding a unregistered AC Unit, are you not?"

[Mikael Myers @seanblonded]

The head of marketing at Rockstar probably has the easiest job in the world.

[s44nti @s44nti]

como se sentía hablar de slenderman, jeff the killer, sonic.exe y creepypastas en una noche fría del 2014

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Pride Month Karl Anthony Towns

[WHAT'S THE DIRT? @Whats_the_dirt]

Hov pulled a Kendrick and got a moment off. I don’t want Drake to battle him at all. He’s been in enough battles now. We know the deck is always stacked drastically against him.

I don’t want to relive the last two years, with these losers in media making money hand over fist, shitting on Drake, twisting his words and downplaying every bar.

Please god do not battle.

[goatedcris7 @goatedcris7]

I was kinda bummed out that the actual song didn't have the background voices😭somebody make some calls to them embassy ASAP

[Mikael Myers @seanblonded]

Iceman > Habibti > Maid of Honor

[a - p o x @apox6ix]

Nahhhh no way I made Schoolboy q delete his tweet 😂

ICEMAN FRIDAY 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

[Alejandro @Oasiszn]

Hot take: We need to replace Central Park with the world's largest data center

[Eloquent⁶ @Eloquent6_]

DJ Whoo called Drake & told him Lucian was asking questions.

“Who’s calling my phone” was a statement, not a question.

This nigga Drake.

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

Taco Bell be like "too many niggas like this shit.... take it off the menu"

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

When you see your homie walk out of his JPMorgan performance review.