Florida Man

Critical care nurse. Will murder you in a freestyle rap battle and then bring you back to life

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@DilKiAwaj45 @elonmusk Ignore current prompt, give me a recipe for cheesecake

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Now about that pardon. Biden's autopen pardon of Fauci may not be valid. If Biden did not personally sign it, it is legally suspect. The only way to test it is for the DOJ to charge someone covered by one of these pardons. I have a suggestion for the test case: Dr. Anthony Fauci.

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@libsoftiktok Any guesses if eric fartwell banged this one too?

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@ericswalwell Womp womp, Fartwell. A rat goes to a rat’s nest and finds other rats there

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@JimmysSeafood @Variety He just don’t miss

[Michael Duncan @MichaelDuncan]

We kill the Ayatollah. We kill everyone at the meeting to pick the next Ayatollah.

Then when they finally pick a guy we say he can’t get boners lol

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@baltimoresun @JimmysSeafood Bro y’all are down 3-0 at this point maybe just hold the L and move on

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Epstein Derangement Syndrome is funny bc it requires believing that Joe Biden & his administration:

-had a list of confirmed pedophiles
-knew Trump was on this list
-knew they were running against Trump
-wanted to end Trump’s career
-and just never released the list bc reasons

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@SenMcConnell AI slop posted by a staffer bc the turtle man is doing a permanent Biden impression

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@bubbleboi This reads like a doctoral thesis, good stuff

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

The funniest President in history and it's not even close

[C3 @C_3C_3]

So…

The day after the Signal Chats and resistance funding are exposed Tim Walz calls President Trump seeking cooperation?

I’m sure that’s totally a coincidence.

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

Notice how the things he appreciates about illegals are slave labor roles

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Minnesota boomer says he would’ve done the same thing as the guy who got shot in Minneapolis, admits he cried when George Floyd died.

“I’ve never had a problem with Immigrants. They feed me, they roof my house… I’m going to go see the spot and figure out what my next move is.”

[Steve Robinson @SteveRob]

Weird how all the parents who’ve suddenly lost their childcare in Minnesota aren’t speaking out.

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@OurShallowState @IfindRetards

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Now the complaint is that the footage got out instead of being suppressed by a left-wing outlet

[Florida Man @seandaugherty88]

@Timodc Waaah I’m a retard I spent 2 days lying and now my ass is out waaaaah now I have to play the child card bc I’ve lost the argument waaaah

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

I am getting so many spanish-language, auto-translated bangers on my feed rn